Virgin hurting your dating chances? Probably.

Apologies to anyone who read “Canal Porn” expecting to see Civ players actually fucking a piece of the map, but like...come on.

You’re a lovely bellend. I often forget there are people who DON’T actually understand that building these are significantly cheaper.

Alright, new goal for the weekend is to get a sub 19 second run.

Same. I don’t think I’ll be getting any better at it, either.

Almost three years old at this point. How’s it going?

I’ve had BLOP3 installed since launch. I’ve played a total of seven minutes.

I also lie about my genitals.

I replaced my HDDD in my PS4, but refuse to reformat the original simply because PT is still installed on it.

You had me at 5exual_Tyrannosaurus.

is... is this sarcasm designed to support his statement?

To be fair, the Genesis Jurassic Park game was the superior licensed game.

“save scum your babies”

This may seem random, but my mind connected strands leading to this comment: I should play Heavensward.

Jesus... Even upon a second draft they couldn’t get it right?

This reminds me that I need to go back and replay this game. The opening was so powerful when it first released.

Same. Glad I wasn’t disappointed.

I disagree. I thought Insomnia was rubbish. Interstellar is not far behind though.

Some people just wanted to watch the world Bern, but here we are.

This is all too real. I made a mistake a couple years ago at a job and I’m still feeling the repercussions. If only I had sent that e-mail instead of it just hanging out in my drafts folder.