Why do we need to talk about it?

It’s been TWO DAYS. Glad we're not overreacting or anything.

Isn’t ESPN+ access also included? Seems like that would improve they ideal value.

Low key elbow to the chops to get free. Beautiful goal.

How fat is this guy going to get after football is over? 

We get it man, you don't like MLS. 

Based on Romanoff's blonde hair while in the Benatar, I agree with this theory.

Having worked in sports (albeit in a much better situation than these employees), I want to tell them to get out. I got let go from my job and it was the best thing that could happen. Getting treated like garbage just because you love baseball (or any sport) is just insane. There’s a whole world out there with better…

I am unreasonably excited to see Tony and Nebula working together. 

Getting some serious "The Thing" vibes from the upside down monster.

“And another thing, I don't like fun!"

Christ almighty, we get it. You aren’t into fun. Maybe, oh I don’t know, actually see the movie first before flushing it down the toilet? Just a thought.

Debbie Downer alert.

I am all in for the Tony Stark/Nebula team up. 

This game aside, how fat and crippled is this guy going to be after his playing days are finished? Between the injuries and the natural lack of activity after retirement, he’s going to give Violet Beauregard a run for her money.

I hate the internet.

Commencing with the “Get off my lawn” sentiment. What. The. Actual. Fuck? If this actually is accepted as a medal sport, the IOC will have flsuhed whatever credibility it is clinging to right down the toilet. So the standard for Olympic acceptance will now be if a "sport" appeals to the youth? Great. I can't wait for…

I know it's early, but the Leafs and Caps game on Saturday will be fantastic. 20 combined goals maybe?

Can’t wait for the inevitable trade to Arizona. 

Thank you for posting this. I knew I read it yesterday and that there was precedent for it already. Simple research, Deadspin!