Yeah, but those emails....

Dammit, I wish him and Kim would just knock it off and hook up already. This “will they, won’t they” shit’s getting tiresome.

You are entitled to your wrong opinion. Mr. Meseeks is awesome.

Everyone I know in real life who’s a fan of the show just likes to smoke weed and laugh at the goofy shit onscreen. I didn’t know there was this insidious culture around it.

I really like the show, but its fandom is one of the worst I’ve ever seen. A bunch of people seem to think that the show endorses Rick’s behavior and philosophy and...no, it realllllly doesn’t.

This has been the best season of Rick and Morty so far so way to go ladies.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ! The women who write the show these fuckheads love so much are getting harassed & doxxed for writing the show these fuckheads love so much. That is android head-exploding levels of irrationality.

As someone who grew up as a dumb movie obsessed teen on LI I relate. I hope you don’t mind me using your story a setup a cautionary tale, and hope your future endeavors turn out to be more enjoyable than this one.

Alex probably won’t want to write many more articles like this when he finds out I turned his article into a direct-to-video movie. Now excuse me while I write a scene for my current girlfriend, who will be listed in the credits as “topless commenter #3".

The Hallmark of Great Schlock Comedy: The ‘boing’ sound effect when an actress takes her top-off.

Sometime check out Peter Sagal’s account of how his story of romance set against the Cuban revolution transformed, largely without his input or even awareness, into “Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights”.

But yeah - this is probably worse.

As an aspiring screenwriter, this is my worst nightmare. Although even my worst script ideas are better than this.

Okay, we have Katie Rife’s erroneous summary. Now we’re waiting for someone to come along and point out that Kirkman actually didn’t name Louis CK in the podcast—a Gawker writer assumed she was talking about him and ran with it—and in fact Kirkman later denied she was talking about him. Then we need someone else to…

We have to wait until someone says CK assaulted her. I more than understand the fear of coming forward, but in this climate a lawsuit would be brought against CK. It would go to trial or be settled. That’s a pretty big incentive for anyone to press charges.

It’s a deconstruction of the whole Tarantino knockoff genre, though. Like that’s the entire point, it calls out how detached these ideas of badass psychopaths in nihilistic death battles have become from anything like real human experience. It’s like the ultimate rejoinder to something like the Boondock Saints movies.

The biggest thing to push me towards agnosticism has been the hypocrisy of the supposed faithful. The second biggest thing is Michael J Fox getting Parkinson’s while this turd still walks around, able to pour grape juice without worrying about his carpets and spew shit like this. No fucking justice.

“But you’ll do pee stuff. The Oval Office is...firm on that.”
—Whichever mook is Chief of Staff this week.

We certainly could, but many of the rest of us are not anti-immigration jabbering TV pundits who argue forcefully against the same amnesty our immigrant ancestors benefitted from.

It’s a good thing you guys switched to an easier, more intuitive CMS! 

The only people that should be drug tested are those on social assistance. Why should they have all the fun of being out of work, struggling to feed their families and rebuild their lives while ALSO enjoying the release that a marijuana cigarettes can bring?