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he’s like 9'2 tall so maybe that is the presence you’re referring to? That IT factor...like Pennywise? He’s DEFINITLY got that IT factor.

he has the flu? I hope he’s ok.

not BEER!

They found mine when the first doctor rudely dismissed the giant lump on my neck (I was 10) as a “cat scratch fever”. (Despite telling him I did not own or come near any cats, period, in months.) He basically yelled at my parents for wasting his time. A few days later they took me for a second opinion, and that doctor

i’m sorry for your loss. Even as a cancer survivor I find myself doing that, not wanting to look like I’m a hypochondriac or waste a doctor’s precious time...

newsflash: Celebrities are human, and humans often talk nonsense even when they are not qualified to do so.

“The Magnificent Seven”

50%? Try 600%. Not joking.

sadly, we all have nothing but time, since mostly everyone is unemployed now, and afraid to leave their home in case the landlord changes the locks, and lost their cars to the repo man. Time to sit around, broke, thinking about how little relief is coming to Americans, just enough to buy a fire stick and begin

its cute and funny but heartbreakingly sad: when I play with my 6 yr old daughter (Barbies, dolls, make-believe games, etc) she will usually tell me “Dad in this game there is no corona”.  Last night I had to be the patient in her MD’s office and she asked me “what’s wrong with you today?” and before I could answer

its John Mulaney, the AV club has him on their “DO NO WRONG” list. For now.

I quit vaping (nicotine) in March. March 1, to be precise, after 15 yrs as a cig smoker and then 12 yrs of vaping (as a cessation device hahahahaa!) increasingly higher amounts of nicotine (5mg juuls, 1 or 2 pods a day by the end; 1 pod = 1 pack of cigarettes nicotine-wise). Yeah, I stopped 14 days before the pandemic

“...it also cheapens a woman’s trauma by rendering her pain into a confused dramatic spectacle.”

well, bathing in children’s blood and guzzling adrenaline harvested from their little brains can’t do all the hard work. And w/ the COVID situation a lot of the blood banks are running low on supplies, so sometimes they go the cheaper, easier route too.

oh my god, that was insufferable. I couldn’t tell if it was a shtick (“I’m giving up in mid-sketch because I’m so anxious!”) or the typically Kate-ish style (“I’m not even memorizing or bothering to read my lines because “KATE” is so funny and universally beloved that no one cares if I do the actual sketch!”) that

ugh, amost unwatchable. McKinnon is just being trotted out to be herself and seems like she doesn’t even bother reading her lines, or learning them, or playing a character anymore. It’s just the magic of KATE! but its really, really running dry.

i once had someone spit a beer all over me (thankfully pre-covid days, like 1994) for proclaiming the Ramones highly overrated.

lol imagine that crazy realization that Mel Gibson isn’t someone that’s aged well

oh, look at mr. fancypants BigBucks over here with his 80" TV! 

FREAKY w/ Vince Vaughn was SO much better than it should have been, I honestly feel it belonged in the top 20. Maybe 10. I was as surprised watching a movie as I could have been, it was so funny, in ways I didn’t expect, had great 80's comic feel, awesome horror kills, and a incredibly unexpected identity-warped gay