ajvia
ajvia
ajvia

you would be amazed in my high school where I work: the teen girls LOVE the awful, emo-teen rappers w/ facial tattoo’s all over. Lil Peep? Lil Xan? Takeshi? They are like PEOPLES SEXIEST MAN ALIVE (2019 teen edition), and I do not joke. I’ve had many a conversation w/ both male and females about NOT getting facial

i think SOME of the love comes from his child-abusing past, in which he videotaped a 13 yr old girl w/ two or three adult men. Then bragged on TV about it, then posted the video somewhere....

yeah, it’s strange, the new UPS guy has the funniest things on his face! But he said they were family crests....

My dad grew up in Levittown next to Billy Joel. When they were 19 or so he was at a local dive bar and BJ was siting at the bar, drinking, clearly depressed/sad. Dad sidled over and said “What’s wrong, man?” Billy told him he’d just been canned from either the bar (where he played weekly) or the band (one of his

they still are. I carry a book everywhere, I love 5 mins of reading when I get it. I play poker w/ 40 people, I’v known some for 10+ years. You would not believe how viscerally ANGRY some of these dudes get when they see my book. “What are you reading? What are you, in college? You think you look smart carrying a book

its so bad its not even hate-watching-entertaining. like “Why am I wasting my valuable eyesight and brain action on this flick”

no, no no. His stand-up specials in the past few years have been REALLY good, especially if you like to learn a little bit along the way. I was NEVER a Colin Quinn fan- now I’m fully with him. Do it and try it- there’s one or two on Netflix- and I honestly think you’ll be surprised how much better he is than you

I bet he can get some sweet, sweet gigs in MAGA country though. He’ll be juuuuust fine. The “I’m not a racist but...” crowd just eats up SNL’s thrown-away scraps (cough cough Victoria Jackson cough) eagerly, and now Donnie can pretend he’s got celebrity friends (to hang out w/ Nugent and Stacey Dash on A-List

Oh man, the BAD white people are going to be so, so, so, so triggered by this. Oh, I can see the tears, the anger, and the “all lives matter” posters being created in man-caves right now.

I just finished AMERICAN CARNAGE: THE FALL OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND THE MAKING OF THE NEW TRUMP PARTY (or something like that). It was...incredibly compelling. I am a political junky so it’s my kind of book, but for anyone wondering WTF happened in American politics in the last decade- this is a gossipy, deep read

i’ve been anxiously and sadly awaiting the RIP CREED BRATTON article on here for like 14 years now.

my 93 yr old grandmother was in great shape and couldn’t realistically walk safely without backup.
I wouldn’t ask her to film scenes on a highway, or a cornfield, or even in a nursing home. Lights, noise, cameras, setting, equipment, heat, etc.

yes we should cast an actual 108 yr old woman, if we’re going by standards of current cinema and commentators online. Otherwise its morally wrong, obviously.  

look everybody its ENRICO PALLAZZO!!!!

wow that’s some grade A level corporate shilling sponsored post that doesn’t appear to be an advertisement for a razor but totally is.
And they donate “1% of revenue” to some vague charitable cause. AMAZING!
HOW CAN I BUY ALL OF THE RAZORS

wow that’s some grade A level corporate shilling sponsored post that doesn’t appear to be an advertisement for a

doesn’t even need makeup for it!

now hold on- this guy DID write SONIC THE HEDGEHOG.

OMG I loved every one of those and basically lived on Choose your Own’s as well. We were those precocious kids that told everyone we’d read MOBY DICK at age 7, yeah?

and see these