what about tattoos of my fingers, but on my neck?

Five thousand! I'll pay five thousand!

No wonder Spicer hates them. He's against the illogical product name. Maybe this guy aint so bad. Right?

don't you manage to trash THE ROAD and St. Viggo in this thread. That man did NOTHING to you except portray brilliant characters like in CAPTAIN FANTASTIC and loved his son to the end of the world in the ROAD! LEAVE HIM ALONE HE DOESN"T EVEN USE A CELL PHONE YOU SONOFABITC-

yeah, because comedians and comics should always be censored and fired when they make a joke someone doesn't like. Like Gilbert Gottfried after 9/11 and the Afflac thing that happened. That's the way things SHOULD be! Right???

Great reference. I like to say "Instincts. They die hard" to people, who often have no clue what the hell I'm talking about. Then I yell "I JUST AMBUSHED YOU WITH A FKING CUP OF COFFEE!" and they call for help.

in fairness, too, he was the POTUS and she was a cute 23 yr old intern who was very "into him" in ways. For a middle-aged man with a lot of "stress" in his life she seemed like a perfect affair/hook up, for a guy who had shown no real moral beliefs on marriage and fidelity. Now, to be clear, I don't condone that…

here's my alternate history for you:

eh, I don't think Mr. Jones has much employability these days…

thats a great book, too- Toobin knows his stuff. Could be very interesting, though seasons 2 and 3 sound really neat as well.

I'm a man person and I enjoy this show, begrudgingly, with my wife each week. It's much better than I'd expected, and each week I chortle and go, HMM, I GUESS ITS NOT THAT BAD. That sounds like low praise, but for an NBC dramedy? That's HIGH praise.

I just keep reminding my wife, every time she gets choked up by a Milo Ventimigliginiagilia scene: He's going to die soon. She hates me. That's our marriage.

love that there was a time you could get tix to a MLB game for buying a pack of cheap hot dogs. I think the cheapest Mets tickets this year are like 50 bucks for bleacher/rafter seats. Can't take my kids to a game, since I can't even afford the 30 dollar parking fee to get into the freaking stadium to buy 12 dollar…

"(or not)" as if there is any real doubt or question if he was ACTUALLY mocking a disabled reporter by cuffing his hands in a stereotypical disabled look and mimicking his voice/tone in repeating the same things he'd said. Yeah, I guess we'll just "never really know" what he was (or wasn't) doing that day on the…

you dropped THE AMERICANS because they killed Nina? Dude. That's just…NO. NOPE. RETHINK THAT ONE. I IMPLORE YOU, THE SHOW IS STILL STRONG AND WORTH IT AND NEEDS ALL THE VIEWERS IT CAN GET. Please come back. We miss you. The Americans miss you. We will allow you one new chance. Come on. It's nice over here where we are.

I think the implication was that the old Quinn would have handled that in a millisecond, and people wanted to see that he was still there, even just a sliver of "Old Quinn" in that shell- and watching how he was unable to even see what was coming (or make any attempt to stop it, if he did) was just heartbreaking and…

I think the Quinn story is very interesting. He's basically playing a new character, someone w/ a massive TBI/head injury, and if you follow that line some crazy shit can happen. TBI's can impact all of your senses, your sense of judgement/personality/character in some insanely broad ways. I know guys who were 40 yrs…

I had livermush in Dutch Amish PA last month, and scrapple in NJ on way home. Great, now I gotta drive to Cincinnati to try this shit, too. Thanks, AV Club.

haha, when I went to see whatever I went to see last- ROGUE ONE? I bought online, and when I got to the local theater they said "do you have the ticket?" I said no, it said to go to the kiosk. They said, "we don't have a kiosk". I said then How do I get in my movie?
There was a long pause, where the worker huddled w/…

my childhood dream was to be a CHIPS cop. And hang w/ Ponch and Larry. Jesus I feel old. But this does look enjoyably fun, and Dax and Pena are both highly underrated comics. Pena especially, I think every movie I see him in I like him a little more. WAR ON EVERYTHING was fun, and his role in OBSERVE AND REPORT can…