aw, that's not nice. He seems like a nice guy. Listen to him on Terri Gross/NPR show FRESH AIR from earlier this year, he comes off very likable and enjoyable, and maybe you'll be less repulsed by him. I don't even watch his show, but I don't know why I feel a moral obligation to make you dislike him a little less.…

Awkwafina? Tell me I'm having a stroke from all the drugs I did and misread that sentence somehow. I am old now. I do not even know what that means at this point in my life.

(pushes up glasses) UM excuse me sir but um I do believe you just used the word "Starfleet" in a SW analogy, um, ha, ha, you DO KNOW THATs STAR TREK RIGHT OH MAN COME ON! Its not even similar! JEEZ!

love the fact that die-hard conservative red-state Republicans are now forced to go "Eh, well, its a fetish…and you know, people are allowed to do things in their bedrooms that they want…uh…you know, its a natural human process, having to urinate…and…um….we respect kinks, you know, to each his own…"

whew, thank goodness Pres. Trump is not going to do anything shady or scary when it comes to constitutional rights and/or targeted killing/assassination of "terrorists".

I feel like I'm having a heart attack ack ack ack ack reading these comments.

Say what you will about Mr. Joel, but he gives a heartfelt, worth-the-money show for anyone who is a fan. Guy is consistently devoted to making his fans happy- and I'm not even a big fan- but he's a good concert for the value. Also, my dad likes to believe he saved Billy Joel from suicide/quitting music, in 1965 or…

MAKE AMERICA (go) NUMBER #1 AGAIN

and yet they won't even READ my pilot for my semi-autobiographical stoner-comedy-action-crime show set in 1997 on Long Island in which stoner me gets hired to drive an ice cream truck and it turns out works for a washed-up 80's gangster who escaped the Gotti takedowns to start a frozen-food delivery company to protect…

well, it was a 45 second preview.

plus then I got to live that life I always feared/awaited/wished for as a kid, scavenging gas stations and CVS's for antibiotics, water and food for my children, whilst fighting roaming gangs of biker mutants and Neegan-style killers, and telling my children about how we used to watch "any movie in the world" on our…

Lest we forget ZAPPED!, yes he is. Was. He was.

yes, it is. watch it and enjoy.

in fairness, he's gone bankrupt so many times that he kind of needs the cash.

This guy sickens me, physically. I mean, literally, I get nauseous when I think of him and the fact that he will soon be called "President Trump".

now now…
not nice. We dont wish murder or death by unnatural causes on anyone, it's not appropriate, and it takes a piece of your soul when you do. It's not right for anyone to do, anywhere.
just let the Big Macs, lack of exercise, fake tanning chemicals, hair spray, vitamin supplements/injections from "dr…

Meryl/Affleck
Clooney/Streep
Meryl/Baldwin

"Dozens upon dozens"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Time for a reminder that we're in our safe spot, the place we come to "relax" and have fun.

Say the guy who couldn't get into YALE.