Unless they're English.

I can never forget that Penn and Teller, in a book from like 1988, had a rule about watching movies: anytime the title is actually said out loud, the theater has to applaud. Mandatory.

our high school zine (1994) was "THE DIRTY RAG".
(I was 16. Gimme a break, OK? It was a punk/adolescent idiot thing.)

yes, right: The President alone was responsible for locking all the black people up from 1960-present, not the US system of mandatory minimums and racist policing and policy instituted and fostered for 200 years. Or, to translate for Trumpers: Hillary Did It.

no, it was some confusion on my part, obviously, wherein I believed Cerusee was "joking" with me when she went and told me, apropos of nothing else in my comment (which was a legit comment on a topic at hand) "I"m not baring anything w/ you" which I took as a joke and/or sexual innuendo- which I think it seems fair to…

Lord, I cannot find your other comment to me so I'll just jump on here, knowing you'll get this: I wasn't angry or starting anything with you- I simply thought you were a moderator or had flagged me, which in retrospect seems silly, but from the content of your statement seemed possible in the moment. I went thru a…

there is also an awesome book "A Kim Jong-Il Production" that came out last year and tells this story very extensively and fascinatingly.

OK, apparently OTHER people think I'm being "creepy" due to this clearly jokey thread. I don't know you Cerusee, and certainly hope you are aware of this being "goofy", but apparently the Lord could not see through the pretty-distinctively-spelled-out joking I was doing and either flagged me or blocked me out or…

(THIS IS A REPLY TO LORD STONEHEART, AS MY COMMENT IS "UNABLE TO POST DUE TO BEING DELETED BY MODERATOR".)

Hmm? What's that? Sounded like "Oh". In a goooood way. Sorry? Oh. Ew. I misheard that in my head. My bad.

hey, whoa, hold on. "Weird dog paintings"? I find them adorable and just enough of a relief from my "Bush caused 9/11 and destroyed the world" feelings to enjoy them.

Nah, I'm not too down on myself. Just in retrospect, I probably avoided situations wherein I could have met really sexy, interesting, compatible women only slightly over my age range that I instinctively closed out of my field. Not like I'm exactly the catch they were all out cougar-hunting for, but nonetheless.

Giving a hand-job to Nick Pearcy as he sits on Twitter, while bitching about the fags and illegals?

Tom Fucking Lenk. For the win. God bless all these liberal ultra-rich Holly-weird actor types. They're onto something here. This is an important vote and I think anyone who says "they're both the worst" is absolutely fucking wrong.

Well, I cannot understand anyone EVER letting a free SG membership lapse, that's just insane. Even if it's 1/2 the reason. (What's the other half? WHAT IS IT???) Having daughters- one is now 11, the other almost 3- can suck the "interest in beautiful young women-emphasis on young"- right out of your goddamn brain.…

this is a salient point. That I did not think of. Campsite rule, absolutely, yes, that's true. And the exploitation is of course, a big deal, even in the age of "enlightened" sexuality and early active diving into the scene. You are correct about all of that. And yeah, the last part- 100% accurate, that was some nasty…

jokes on you: I keep all articles of clothing on at all times, including when you and I, Cerusee, get freaky. Oh, yeah. It will happen. You will bare. I will remain fully, heavily clothed, and perhaps add boots and a wool hat to the mix. No- stovepipe. Yeah. That's the ticket…

now, bare with me here, ok? I'm TOTALLY not a pedo or into even most of the pretty wild Savage Love kink. However, I do find it odd that on this site- on this specific page of this site- where we have always been about accepting the most extreme kink, everyone has a right to their fantasies type content, it seems…

"Barron Trump" is simply a child-sized version of Douchebag Von Trumpstein and Bruh Trump the 3rd waiting to develop into a prick. I hate to say it, he's a kid, yeah, but trust me: in 10 years he's going to be the most famous male reality-star asshole that you've ever seen. Guaranteed. And Tiffany? She's just a…

wait until they meet Syrian refugees and see that many of them have blond hair, blue eyes- and look white..
Mind: BLOWN.
The right-wingers will be so enraged when they see this. Or, you know, just still hate them.