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I don't think that's fair- imagine being a failed or unaccomplished writer trying to get someone to agree that you were ripped off by a huge Hollywood star/agency/company for a script you write years ago. (IE, COMING TO AMERICA lawsuit.) It's not like people are jumping on those lawsuits, and just getting the money up

Does this mean the Corddry brothers BOTH have Emmys now? Who'd a thunk that one? I think even the Croddry parents are like, "holy shit, honey, did Rob and Nate really both win them? What the fuck is going on out there in that weird USA?"

Well, my 10 year old daughter will be smugly pleased with herself that "Nicky Ricky Dicky and Dawn" pulled off an upset against some of her lame-ass dad's boring, stupid old "grown-up" shows.

that the APB had been issued/on the air for a certain amount of time (lets say an hour) but she only called it in/saw the news 20 mins earlier, therefore they were not there when the news broadcast it, and that led her to realize they were eating somewhere or doing something where they might now know they were now

I hate you. There. How about that?

well done, I hear it in my head now

its mostly because he's pretty fucking funny, in stand-up and acting roles, since he appeared in the world. It's an American thing, maybe. We like funny people.

I knew a guy who cut his little pinkie toe off to get narcotics at the ER. And then they saw him and knew he was an addict and prescribed him like, 10 Tylenol #3's (which are very weak for non-opioid addicts out here) and told him "Follow up w/ your regular doctor on Monday". This was a friday night, so he spent the

NYPD is the worst. We have this douche nozzle named Mullins that refuses to ever say a bad word about anyone, including cops indicted on obviously terrible criminal matters, on video shooting people, etc. "Our brothers are being targeted by Black Lives Matter THUGS and criminal marijuana users and rage-filled old

Yes, because Michael Mann is known for his restraint when it comes to shooting too much. Doesn't he make like 5 hour movies? I cannot imagine a timeline in which he says "Eh, I'm tired of shooting today, lets just take what we got and call it."

Millennial Historian: Professor, here's my thesis on "THE GODFATHER: A CULTURAL ANALYSIS OF THE SOCIAL AND ETHNIC IMPACT IN THE-
Professor: OK thank you Millennial Historian -
(BANG)
(Shoots self in head)

I always dreamed of David Boreanez playing the lead in my substance-abuse-clinic drama/black comedy I worked on for a year, as the handsome/leading counselor who goes back to his crack habit and ends up in rehab himself after destroying everything he'd worked for. I thought he had the chops for it. He went and did

One word: PUNCTURE. Not a bad movie in general, but made even more engaging by Chris Capt America Evans taking on the role of a drug addicted, morally compromised male slut who is the hero of the movie. And deservedly so- the story is crazy, and true. Good stuff, and an admirable attempt.

My wife when she was 15 or so ran up a 2000 dollar phone bill calling Miss Cleo the first time she took acid. She spent an entire night- something like 10 hrs- on the phone discussing the trip, her boyfriend, and the state of world affairs w/ some phony-accented person. I still hear about this from her mom today, 20+

Spoken like a true ex-cokehead: "I'd eat people, you know, if they were already eating them, wouldn't want to be disrespectful to the culture, you know, yo, who wants another rail?" I vacillate between love and hate for this man.

This book was fantastic and I have looked forward to a movie version for several years. Here's hoping for the best…

Dancing? No. I don't dance.
Urinating if I could? Different story.

Wow, what an iconic, important PIECE OF SHIT this woman was. Its hard to imagine many will miss her, even within her own family and home. Jesus, how do people evolve into this kind of human? How does one feel like a decent person saying shit like this out loud? To other people? Do you think people like this woman, Ann

But, also, Power Girl, its a ROAST. That's what you do at one, you make awfully horrible insult-jokes. That's kind of the point. No one is really wishing death on someone, its an attempt at humor. Fair, yes, "go kill yourself" is a lame joke, but nonetheless. It's a Rob Lowe Roast, what do you expect, Jonathan Swift

Yeah, its Abraham. I've decided. Sorry.