I work in a high school and at the last council race, a student made campaign posters that featured a screaming, flexing Shia LaBouf w/ the tagline "JUST DO IT! Vote for Dave Schwartz" or whatever. Everytime I'd pass this poster I would start laughing quietly, then I'd remember the video in my head and start laughing…

I'm not sure of the comic- I never read it- but I took the whole "I like when he does it" beating thing as a typical abuser/abusee situation, wherein the wife was just trying to backpedal to Jesse so as not to get him involved. When she realized HE wasn't going to handle it- like, w/ his own hands, violently, etc- she…

Do you know how many kids in my school are named "JAKE", which used to be limited to professional wrestlers and farmers? (I'm on Long Island.) About 20. We have half-a-dozen "Skye"s, a thousand Zach's, 30 Nathaniel's and about 2 million Connor's. All post-1999 named kids. What happened to the Dans and Bobs and Marys?
FU…

Agreed 1000%. I used to BE that annoying kid w/ a pack full of Kerouac, Burroughs, Nietzche ("No, its really fascinating, seriously, uh, can I hit that bong?") and my dyed blue hair in a man bun ("Uh, before men wore man-buns") and gigantic sweatshirt and cutoff shorts and combat boots and drug addiction and Camel…

Oh, god, this deja-vu throwback quote just fucking made my 1977-born Gen-X slacker-ass day.

Clara Bow! Shit, that's best Flapper.

I worked on a screenplay for her husband back then, I can't for the life of me recall which it was. He had just directed DIAMONDS w/ Kirk Douglas and had some moe at the time. He mentioned at one point he would like me to expand a character in the script (who had like 2 lines) into a female-lead and he had a…

Grief follows a different path for everyone. Some people lose their shit for weeks at a time and others can't cry no matter what. Some will cry months later at a random unrelated issue that reminds them of their loss. I went thru this w/ my 93 yr old grandma who died, and we knew it was coming, and it was almost a…

also, um, the strength of pot today (ten times ON AVERAGE higher than even 20 yrs ago) is incredible. Its a different drug (and dont get me wrong, its still not toxic in any dose, but) and some people cannot and should not handle it. Smoke it. Use it. It's not for everyone. In fact, it's not for most people past a…

I worked at a brick-and-mortar adult store that only sold videos and toys, no live action, for about 4 mos. It was one of the oddest, most unsatisfying jobs I ever had. (It was run by Israeli ecstasy dealing Jews, as well, including their Orthodox cousins from NYC named Shlomo and Shmuel, which added to the odd…

Um, ok, I hate to say this: but I'm totally going to watch 24, Prison break, Exorcist, Lethal Weapon (its got RECTIFY's douchebag!) and even HISTORY looks pretty damn funny. (You had me at ham jokes, Fox.)
I feel old enjoying these things from my younger life, returning when I'm 39. Shit.

Like Queens, NY? Yeah, we're mostly still swamp people here. Thanks Robert Moses!

"You can listen to Smith's whole podcast below":
Oh, fuuuuuuuck, man, do I have to? No. No thank you. I'll trust you summed up the story, AV newswire. Thanks anyway.

I said to my wife, "Oh god, is she going to film herself using a strap-on on him?" as he was laying prone on the bed. My wife nearly spit out her drink- "why would you think that?" Then I asked, what did she just put on him, some kind of lidocaine cream to get him hard so she can take advantage of him on tape?" To…

Raised by them and then married Giovani Ribisi's twin sister Marisa, who is a hardcore follower. Kinda stuck in it, I would presume. Though it doesn't give him a pass, as much as I'd like it to.

Come on, Michael Pena? But he's so funny, and seems like such a sweetheart. Wait, he was in CRASH. Did Haggis convert him back then? Beck is one that's always upset me, such a creative, smart, interesting, cool dude- and totally bonkers for bullshit. Someone like Jason Lee (who used to fit Pena's mold too) or Ribisi…

Remini's book paints TC in such a bad light. you'd have thought nothing worse could come out and then you'd be pleasantly surprised by just how ignorant, arrogant, self-deluded and an asshole that guy is. I try so hard to like him- I HATE to judge someone based on insane religious beliefs, because, honestly, it's just…

Having Your Life Ruthlessly and without cause Destroyed by Scientology: One star.

Anyone who served Sea Org for almost 20 years is someone I want to hear more from. Well, Chuck? Where can I go to hear your story? I bet you got some juicy ones hanging around there….I'd love to hear more!

You'd have thought he'd have tried or begun to move away- I always thought having a child, seeing them grow, watching them get involved in the world- that would wake someone up to inclusion in a weird cult or addiction or lifestyle. But Suri is what, 10, 11? *(I think same as my daughter, 10 going on 11.) If he hasn't…