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Yeah, all madmen eventually buy their own bullshit. Cases in point: Hitler, Idi Amin, Kim Jong-Il, David Koresh, Jim Jones, L.Ron. Eventually enough repeating the same nonsense, it begins to "make sense" to the creator of it. Sad that it hurts so many others, too.

Nice! We've got a real-life Scientologist on here who is valiantly defending the sinking ship. Poor John…it must be hard watching the public wake up to the BS that L.Ron has manipulated so many of your own into over all these years!

my own employment at an adult video store many a year ago: when we needed a sign, we stole the neighboring Blockbuster Videos that was closing and realigned it to say "CockBuster Video". I've always felt that name belonged in lights. I've written it into a screenplay to share w/ the world, wherein a passing character

My grandpa (RIP) was a beer delivery driver in old Brooklyn in the 1920-40's era. Early on he actually delivered Bud and Michelob (I think that was the "fancy" alternative back then) in a Clydesdale-horse-drawn-fucking-carriage. I always hated Budweiser but its got a spot in my heart when I see those goddamn

this list SUCKS. It sounds like my grandpa's radio station when I was a kid. (I'm 38.)
OK, maybe the bands that play will make it worthwhile…but…I dunno.

And used to drink a case of wine at dinner. THEN switch to spirits. And finish up with 20-50 cans of beer.
Also, I read that doctors had to use his alcohol consumption to figure out how to medicate him, that if he drank X amount of vodka to get drunk they'd give him y amount of sedatives for treatment, etc, because

Stick 3 of them in there on the third time…

NO NO NO. Cruz is a TRUE BELIEVER. Trump is a big stupid phony rich reality star, but he doesn't really believe any of his own shit. Cruz is awaiting the Rapture and thinks he's one of the Chosen.

this statement was perfect, and I've wondered the same thing: CRUZ? LAST MAN STANDING? (Kasich is a fuking joke at this point and likely in Trump's pocket.) Fking TED CRUZ????

the first one- THE WAY OF THE DOG? I think- was even more so brutal. If I recall correctly. The babies thrown off the bridge? That, uh, yeah. That actually happened. Which might make this one even the worst of all these books.

Which one was it? Cause I kinda think all 4 of them are probably jerk-offs but I'd like to know which one to really dislike now going fwd.

I recall when I first moved to LA and was stunned to see (on Day 1-2) Jeff Goldblum, Kato Kaelin, and Natalie Imbruglia, and while giddy w/ excitement (it was 1998) my friend was all "Whatever". He explained that in LA, we do not show excitement at meeting celebs, no matter who they are, and if anything, have to act

eh, does that mean somewhere in middle-america there is still a weekend dominated by 30-something people calling and texting friends "Yo LIVE is gonna be playing at the coliseum this weekend dog you in 90's style????!!!!YO LIGHTNIN CRASHES MUTHAFUCKA!:"

Every time someone says CREED I'm conflicted because I watched that last night and greatly enjoyed it. But I despise the band and this man. So I keep picturing Michael B. Jordan singing "With Arms Wide Open" in full boxing gear. (That's not true. He's actually dressed as Fantastic Four M.B.Jordan, but on the train

Answer: Crystal meth.

Johnny Cash/John Ritter, if I recall, on my honeymoon in Hilton Head, watching the tv all day w/ tears a-plenty. The Man in Black! And also, uh, John Ritter. (NOTE: I've since come to appreciate Mr. Ritter more, but jesus, Johnny Fking Cash.)

that's an…um…interesting analogy. That's the first thing that came to mind, the whole obese-chili-dog-eating-fattie-using-a-public-toilet?

EVICTED, which is heart-breakingly good. UNITED STATES OF JIHAD, enjoyable and scary. BULLIES: A FRIENDSHIP, also a lot of fun. Just finished THE NEST, which was a lot of fun but I felt a little over-rated w/ all the write-ups about it.

we were hiking in a wildlife refuge in Quogue, Long Island (east end) last weekend and my 2 year old was running ahead of us and apparently startled a sun-bathing snake (probably a garter snake) that was maybe 2 feet long. We heard her shriek and she just started running at full speed and crying; I saw something