ohhh, I want to steal a mile marker "419.999" sign! that'll be so funny next to my 420 mile marker sign in my black-light basement chill room!

on the AV CLub comment board? Are you guys like all real tight in real life? I thought this was all like a fantasy board of friends, I never imagine people from here being real and meeting up and like, hanging out. And having problems with them, to boot? UNREAL.

Kasich is about as much a "thinkin mans modern Republican" as my asshole is. He's a full-of-shit, hateful, anti-anyone but white men fuckwad like all the rest of them. Even worse, he hides under that folksy "who me?" corn-pone bullshit and doesn't at least step up and admit he wants to take women's health rights,…

My theory as well: Trump is an egotistical, lying, shell-man, who will say, and do, anything to get elected. All this BS about the wall and foreign policy and jobs? When he gets elected he'll basically be like, "Uh, yeah, fuck all that stuff." He's a two-faced businessman who will sell out his supporters INSTANTLY…

Singing Brakeman presents an honest, legitimate opinion of Bernie's platform and statements and you harp onto his misstating the wrong NY trash newspaper? He's the person you dislike the most- that's the person? The one who supports Sanders and is talking about what he finds good and bad, of all the people you have…

Dude, your game of just insulting everyone's intellectual understanding, while alternately yelling that they're all brainwashed into believing lies (only about your candidate, when the lies about others are regurgitated by you) is not a formidable way to have a discourse on politics and this (very important) election.…

does your keyboard not have a # symbol on it? It's above the 3! Hold down shift!

I said that! That was me! You're referencing my week-old statement! Wow, I feel like, I'm , I don't know, AV CLub famous. Huh. Wow.

I think it was more of a "MARTHA? Our Martha? Did that? What- when- how???" reaction, like they can't reconcile the image of her w/ this woman who was out procuring illegal abortions in 1961. Not so much a judgement as genuine shock. Illegal abortions, while not uncommon then, were not something anyone talked about…

I sleep w/ my head in/on the toilet. They say its cleaner than your kitchen counter!
NOTE: I poop on my kitchen counter.

um, hate to be the grammer polize but its "mostest stupidest", duh

Pointing this out: Alex Jones is a fucking asshole, with no value at all, who potentially spreads dangerous bullshit to unbalance lunatics who need just one little push of someone in a position of authority lending credence to the crazy voices in their heads, which then lead them to do stupid things that potentially…

Hey, everyone, watch out over here! Public figure, coming through! 10k+ twitter followers, make room! Let this important public figure through with no interruptions or shame-tweets or smears! Move it along, regular boring non-twitter-following-asshole! Anion is coming by and he's got thousands of followers waiting to…

now hold on just for a second. You wanna claim Sandy Hook was false flag? You have that right. 9-11 was an inside job? I'll hear you out. Obama is a secret Muslim? Maybe.

me too. I asked my wife's mom AFTER I had already planned out taking her to a place to propose- more of a "wanted to let you know I'm going to do this" than asking permission. And it was a courtesy and way of showing my relationship to mom, too, since dad was a pathetic drunk who had no say in anything, and I never…

also, now, where would one acquire some of these Fruity Pebbel thc delights? I'm asking…for a friend.

wow, that's some eclectic mix of movies. Word of stoner advice: Aunt Diane (about the woman who killed her nieces in the car crash?) and Gia are not feel-good stoney movies. Horribly sad. However, What we do in shadows and All of Me and Jackie Brown- now those are gonna be stonerriffic.

upvote for BRIMFUL OF ASHA, which I was thinking of on my drive to work today and regretting having not placed my Cornershop albums somewhere I'd be able to find 10 yrs later

its crazy, I'm like the literal least social person I know- my idea of a good night is sitting on my couch w/ 6 different books and some beer and my vape- and I work as a high school counselor and p/t as a substance abuse counselor in a re-entry from prison/high-risk program of men. I spend about 99% of my work day…

Oh. Man.
I'd kill my children to see that last scene: "What's that sound?" (Single horn faintly in background, getting louder) Quick zoom on KJ's wide-eyes. "Hey now, you're an all-star…" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!