Nah, he's getting into that cannabis industry, with a new line of pipes and bongs: GROHLS BOWLS.

thanks Obama

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…his peen wasn't big enough…

Dominick Dunne dined out on his OJ cred for years afterwards. He went from being a reporter at VF (where he did small stories that a lot of people disliked because they felt he manipulated friends and dinner party guests into quotes, etc) to a HUGE crime reporter afterwards; he writes about his "fame" in one of his…

Oh, man, things like Howe Caverns or Jesse James Underground Cavern Hideout in Arkansas. Those places just do something magical to you, realizing that there's this whole world under our feet and the darkness and silence and beauty of it. If I could be a professional spelunker for the rest of my days…

I want in my magical fantasy to go to Northern Japan and make my way through the whole country, with a detour through to Mongolia, China, and finally North and South Korea.
In my more realistic one (planned for this summer) I go on a family trip w/ my kids and wife to Maine (I live in NY) and drive up through Canada to…

The sound engineer in the studio w/ the two folk singers, who says "You're eating the mic again."? That was my little brother, Tim. With his rockin' 70's wig, which is funny because it's the haircuts we had as kids in the early 80's. My little brother. Doing the HBO shows. All right.
(NOTE: My little brother is also…

um, not to be the basic d-bag guy here, but how freaking adorable and hot was Rosita there? She seemed criminally underused after I watched that scene. Why has she not been around in those lil booty-camo shorts every episode (besides the bad acting)?

I dunno. Do they really think that doing Daryl that way- "neegening", if you will- would be a fair way to take out the most beloved character on their show? I truly admire TWD's ability to surprise-kill many seemingly important or unkillable characters, but it seems like Daryl is the literal Single One they will not…

Wow, Mark Rylance, way to Fuck up everybody's Oscar ballots, eh? I think I saw about 99% of the write-ups pre-Oscars declaring Sly Stallone was as close to a "sure thing" as any best supporting one ever has been. Between the split for best pic/director and him, I can't imagine anyone hitting all the right ones.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens——The Onion

AND…some of my high school students don't really know what 911 was. Or think it was when the US govt blew up the trade center and blamed Iraq. Or that Colombine was the shooting when the guy dressed as The Joker from that batman movie killed a bunch of kids on 420 day. And chemtrails.

can you imagine an alternate universe where that happened, and its season 6 and they're still there? The show STILL gets 20 million viewers a week, so no one is forcing him to change, and we get to watch the same episodes over and over and over and over and over…

people in West Virginia, and a lot of the rural south say POP. I would have thunk Darryl was a "pop" guy.

I think its Michael who plays Abraham and Josh who plays Eugene, he's referencing? I'm so old. Something happened w/ a hashtag and then Twitter? Leave me alone, I'll be over here w/ my records.

This pun thread really rocks!
Am I doing it right?

Paul Newman was an amazing fucking human being as well. From age 10-14 I spent a week each summer at his kids-w/-cancer camp in Connecticut, and had the fortune of not only meeting and eating lunch w/ him, but of being invited into his home and served sandwiches and lemonade by he and his wife. One summer we won a…

I was at my high school acting groups version of the Oscars- the Players Group Awards- at which me and my precocious, drug-addled senior buddies were putting on a scene we'd adapted for the stage: the opening of RESERVOIR DOGS. (We had an awesomely bizarre teacher/adviser that let us do whatever the F we wanted.) I…

When we were tripping on LSD at at the age of 15 or so (I had a bad drug problem age 15-24, long since resolved) we had this older friend (maybe 18, 19) who was insufferably annoying when high. He'd just agonize us with annoying comments and stories and want to "do things" under the influence, like "lets all go stand…

I know the shrink who works at my small/medium outpatient substance abuse facility, filling suboxone RX's and mental health addiction management meds, makes something like 250 bucks. AN HOUR. he works one day a week here, and one day a week at like 6 other facilities, probably making equal or even better pay (we're a…