You smoke some weed, take a Xanax, and tell yourself the following: What will be will be. If this person is as "clicked" with me as I with him, it will happen when its supposed to. You just got out of a 10 yr relationship. I know its hard to imagine being single long (you're 37, if my math is right; i'm 38) at this…

I'll say this:
I was a STAR WARS kid. I was born in 77, my parents were going to name me Luke (my mom had to get off the actual line for the movie she was standing in w/ dad because of labor pains, though it was not my actual birth) and I grew up obsesses w/ the originals. I strongly disliked the prequels. But there…

I saw U2 in Dublin back in 05 and it was possibly the greatest musical experience of my life. I wasn't even a big u2 fan at the time- I took my pregnant wife to see them on her birthday- and was converted through their incredible show and the sense of beauty that I felt there. There was so much peace-and-love talk…

sorry to sound like I was singling out your faith. Nope, I mean ALL religions. Except Scientology, because, hey, at least they go batshit w/ the fantasy as a way to embrace how ridiculous the whole game is. Aliens? Volcanoes? Thetans? Fuck it, yeah, they all exist in our religion!
In fairness, I don't mean to belittle…

But, that's the fun part of it. Atheists don't mind being called idiots, because the people who are doing it believe in a magical land above the clouds ruled over by an undying wizard who sees and knows all and was himself and his own son and had entire cities babies slaughtered for sacrifice, and is treated like a…

I do the same worrying on this subject. I like to say, every home I've ever moved into since about age 17 I've first considered, how likely could it survive the (zombie) apocalypse? (*though I'm also a hard believer we'll have an EMP-style blackout and/or terrorism event in my lifetime that will incapacitate most of…

even his scream after his arm was apparently amputated in one swoop of a rusty machete was half-ass. Like "Ahhhh, oh, crapola, my arm is off! Dang, man, that smarts! Lets go home."

all the separate stories worked well on a show like THE WIRE or SIX FEET UNDER- even when characters were geographically isolated or not a part of a bigger group, they just seemleslessy cut back and forth to different stories. The whole idea of waiting 2, 3, or even 4 weeks to "catch up" on a particular story kind of…

upvote for my mom forcing me to listen to her theories on tv shows we share, and bonus points if your mom asks you, every single time you talk, "Do you watch The Talking Dead?" and you reply EVERY FUCKING SINGLE TIME "NO MOM I DON'T I TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY!" (Although it used to be Sons of Anarchy, which I didn't…

I think those that survived- the "bad guys" in these scenarios- would go out of their way to "protect" the good looking/young/desirable women who they would offer protection/enslave. Maybe that's why so many are still around?
But, um, diabetics who require insulin shots? Girl coulda been Gisele, there's no way she's…

upvoted for "smelling Daryl through my TV". I said to my wife, "Ugh, he must smell like week-old balls." I have a 2 yr old daughter who we occasionally call "Daryl Dixon" because she's got crazy mullet-type hair that sticks out in the back and covers her eyes at all times- I'm constantly telling her "How can you…

Funny Clarissa story(s).
She grew up in Sayville, a few miles away from me. My wife went thru elem/middle/high school w/ her. She was supposedly always a bratty acting kid who was bullied and mercilessly picked on when she became famous (in middle school) for the sake of picking on the famous kid from TV. (My wife was…

As a Homeland giver-upper since season 3, whose forced myself to keep watching out of some twisted loyalty to how good it once was, I'll tell you: HOMELAND season 5 is 100x better than last season. The past 2 episodes were better than the entire season last year put together. Its got potential to finish this year as…

Yeah, this show is about as great as anything on television- I love how they could give a fuck about your typical tv watcher and don't play to the masses. They tell what they want, assume the audience is smart enough to catch up and don't pander. That's some good television.

"3 episodes left in 2015". I think its 16 or even 19 this year? So some will come back in Feb after the holiday break.

Aaron (remembering, sheepishly): "the raid is over since the day before yesterday, Rick's back, bunch of people dead and missing. You can come out of the infirmary now, hon. My bad, totes forgot about you."
Boyfriend: "You never think of me! I'm always an afterthought!"
AAron: Ugh, god. I'm going on a sewer walk.

THE AV CLUB:
No one seemed to be up too much, except fucking.
(Punctuation! Change one single letter, add one comma, its a whole new thing!)

uh, spoilers, MIKE????
Just playing. sorry. I'll show myself out.

That's "Second-Coming-of-Christ Ronald Reagan" to you, ya beatnik scumbag.

Yeah, because that chicken-hawk Carter would have insisted on dragging out more wars and murdering more people in other countries. Jimmy Carter was-and still is- the only president who never killed another country's inhabitants while in office. He would have hugged the world and sang Cumbaya if they'd let him have…