Dogs can sense the otherworldly, I've heard

or saying "Honestly? Truthfully?" every time someone asks you something.

#AntiMatterMatters

Yeah, Doritos! Lets do a 9/11 themed bag! It can have the towers getting CRUSHED by flaming Cheetos! Or NRA/gun rights ones, but the Doritos are like, shooting taste bullets! Wounded Warrior Funyuns- the bag can look like an IED, and have pictures of battle-scarred double amputees on it! Or a bag entirely in black,…

Oh, christ, I know. That somehow makes it so much worse, when I see something like "All you libtard POS's should have your dicks cut off, you spineless fag" and then there's a picture of like a cute little 23 yr old blonde girl holding her baby daughter as the profile pic. Or some horrible, racist diatribe, and it's…

they got nothing on the simple MSN.com commentary. I think its because MSN is the default homepage for many laptops and computers, and the shitbag ignoramus people who buy them don't know how to get to any other site pages to read. But it's some of the worst, most hateful and vile stuff I've ever heard. I am not…

(ajvia Runs over after Regular Potato Chip walks away, grabs crushed bag of Ruffles, rejoices over having something to eat for lunch.)

Here's a fun thing to do with other peoples posts. Just re-order their words, to say something different!
"I want to commingle… with Crusader1096's… creature… and do a Google-bomb…on his face! (if you get my drift.)
{I mean, in a radical Homosexual way.}

and a fork sticking out of it.

(TV exec frantically checks trade magazines, sees no mention on Caligula reboot, makes excited call to higher-up exec who instantly writes 10 million dollar check for "whoever the fuck owns the rights to Caligula" for new 2016 reboot…)

i can't get out of my head that he is just Will Forte in bad makeup. He is such a brilliantly douchey fuckwad, it drives me nuts. Almost as bad as Scott Gooly-Eyes Walker. What's up with his smug punchable face, too?

if you're a reader, Don Winslow's amazing THE POWER OF THE DOG and the new sequel, THE CARTEL, are fucking perfect Cartel/drug war reading.

Yes. That Denis Leary, he really gets symbolism and PTSD and 9-11 in a way that has been unseen yet in the world. God Bless Denis Leary- kind of the Twin Tower (the 2nd one before it fell) of comedy and firemen.

He made some VERY funny- raunchy/inappropriate jokes about 9/11 at the Bieber roast that absolutely crushed it. My cousin/in-law was a fireman who died there, and my best friend barely got out alive (we're Long Islanders, but he worked there) and my wife has had anxiety attacks and PTSD for 14 yrs since, and I still…

I work in a high school. 70% of the kids think it was a conspiracy/false-flag type op wherein GW Bush and Cheney etc had it "bombed" or set off and framed Iraq (or Iran, whatever, they don't know the dif) to invade for oil. Most of them think that either A, planes didn't really do it (it was a CGI type thing) or b,…

this might be the funniest "ironic" satirical comment on this thread, playing off the whole "Obummer" and Tea Party nuts behavior…or it might be the saddest, perfectly-sensible, legit comment from an actual Fox News fan who found this page and couldn't help but post. I don't think in this case, it can be two things.…

listening to his WTF interview is really unsettling- how easily he lies, how smoothly he remembers his "day" on 9/11, being the "funny guy" at Merril Lynch, the day he walked across the Bklyn Bridge to evacuate- what a douchebag fucking liar. I don't usually judge people to harshly on mistakes, but this is a well…

its just so interesting to me- and upsetting- that Americans in general have such a strong dislike and distaste for reading, words, subtitles, and books that they feel like seeing a foreign film w/ subtitles is less enjoyable and more like "work" or school. It stuns me when people groan at subtitles. I use them 100%…

I did forget them, though I meant to come on here later and add Biz. Ok. Let's regroup. Most famous PMHS grads, in order.
1.Jeffrey "Lady Killa" McDonald.
2. Lt. Mike "Played by the guy from JOHN CARTER" Murphy
3. Biz "I don't do crack, why would you think that?" Markie
4. NCIS Cute Girl.
5. E from cookie commercials
6.…

1995. He is, sadly, the most famous grad from our school.In front of, in order, The Marine Doctor who killed his whole wife and blamed Hippies, Rene' Smith from NCIS, and Marine Mike Murphy. I'm about 16th on that list, as the writer of horror film MASSACRE ON AISLE 12, due for release on Netflix before the end of…