I grew up in E's hometown. He was a narcissistic and snobbish prick when he was 8 yrs old, starring in CHIPS AHOY! commercials, until he was beaten up by Rocky's son in Rocky 5. (in fairness, I think most 8-yr-old Long Island child actors would probably be slight dicks, thru minimal fault of themselves). Then he took…

wah wah wah all our precious wildlife in our perfect closed ecosystem is going to die off Poor Wittle Australia! Welcome to the world us Americans live in. WE DESTROY ALL.

in my home, we use "Tortuisetude" to describe both our a, tortoise, and b, tortoise-patterned cat.
TORTUISETUDE FOR THE WIN!

The A.V. Club

I know how to make her GI Tract very happy too.

#Selfieesteem #teengirlsmatter #facebookourgirls

"My WIIII-FFFFFEEEE!" (in Borat voice)

hahaha"…on the level of Trump (or Carson or Cruz etc)" may be the funniest out-of-context sentence I've seen all day. And it's only 8am, so you're in first place for now!

Just finished the incredibly entertaining sequal to RED SPARROW by Jason Matthews, PALACE OF TREASON- a hardcore CIA/espionage novel in which Vlad Putin is an actual character, one of the most enjoyable novels I've read in years. You don't have to have read RED SPARROW to enjoy it , but it wouldn't hurt. I'm not…

I said to the wife, "This guy is so good. He manages to make me really be invested in him, compels me, completely intrigues me, and makes me fucking hate him at the same time." That's fine acting, Teddy.

Jesus Fucking Christ, this show is good. It moves me in a way nothing else on TV has this year. (Well, maybe, THE AMERICANS, but, we all know that here.) My point is just, goddamn, RECTIFY, keep it up.

Yeah, but he wisely seems to have taken his own self entriely out of COSMOS in any way whatsoever. If you had not heard he was involved you'd have no way of knowing he had anything to do with it. Well, except the part where they land on Uranus in the ship and all the aliens have buttholes for faces and talk out of…

Oh, shit, the spambot BMW driving sexygirlautomotons are personally replying to people's posts now? She even mentioned "Willie's article"!?! Wait. Who the Fk is Willie? Hold on. I'm feeling like she didn't really read this piece. Perhaps she is not as legit as I was led to believe. DAMMIT! I was starting to believe. I…

The AV CLUB:

what a horrifically funny and awful vision. Is this a fear you have, or did that just roll out of your brain freestyle? I cannot stop laughing at this idea. KUDOS to you and your stapled, tumorous phallus.

Man, people just still don't fail to amaze me with their cruelty and ignorance and disgusting shit. To treat a family member on her wedding day the way the family in Letter 2 did/is/plans to…I fucking hate the human race sometimes. Between the ignorant racist shits w/ the Charleston thing to the ongoing hatred of gays…

No, but I think Kitch's (or Vaughn's) might be.

True Detective Season 2: Rim Jobs

I had not gotten to PERFIDIA yet. I am usually a huge Ellroy fan- this is the first one of his books I didn't buy and read instantly, in part because the first 50 pages or so were so…dense. Is it that hard to do for the entire book? Not sure I can make it through another 700 pages like the first 50.

Yeah, that McAdams sex thing was weird. My wife and I decided maybe she tried to rimjob him?
Also, yeah, that was pretty much the "Worst Dad in the World" moment for Colin F. But then he told the kid, "Childhood is hard". Um, yeah, because of my fuct up father (who is not really my father, that was a rapist)?