its just hard for me if i think about, you know, he's a fairly out-of-shape (it appears) old man, and I'd be a little terrified of not being able to finish my life's work on my own time and intent, without someone else getting to do it, after I (as we all do) die. Like, I'd be paralyzed with fear of that. Probably…

This is so cute, all the crazing raging conservative guest reader commentators coming to visit us disgusting super-libtard AV CLUBBERS and complaining about how they don't know who Wilco is. I feel like I'm visiting my old, sad relatives in the Appalachians. (But they're not quite as homophobic or gay-panicky as these…

or SCHINDLERS FIST.

Yes, it is. That settles that. I do find it hard to bad-mouth the church and all its silly "origin" story shit. Is it any different than "The big man in the sky, who invented everything in 6 days, and then sent himself (but was also his own son) to perform miracles (like water into wine, etc) and be crucified, only to…

Don't forget- those kids signed billion year contracts with the church. .40 cents an hour, times one billion years of work…I'm just saying, SOMEONE is getting a pretty sweet retirement paycheck when that time comes!

https://www.youtube.com/wat… Much Tuna guys at the 92nd Street Y, doing an hour in character, ala "Inside the Actors Studio". This is phenomenal.

yes, as a screenwriter, it's good to know your storys were better than everyone in the screenwriting class, and that you do that to. That dum screenwriting teacher doesnt no anything about movies! Keep emulating the professionals, son- that's how we get that million-dollar spec sold!

until maybe the last episode, showing us his finale wherein he "moves on" in Omaha. And reinvents himself again somehow. Or, meets Walter.

So I've told the AL story on AV before, but here goes: Went to see him in about 94-95 era in NYC, at an NYU theater- maybe 2000 people capacity- probably half-filled. One of the best concerts, to this day, of my life. Afterwards, wait for him and the band by their limo with maybe 50-70 others. He comes out, we get…

well, this is national news, headlines of all three NY papers today, so I think it's fair to say they didn't really spoil the show. The explanation for the show's final scene- which is the "spoiler" for someone- is clearly labelled as such.

bring back Craig Kilborn! #Craiggers2015

Heems is the dope shit. Man is putting out intelligent, deep lyrical rhymes with one of the sickest flows currently out there. In a perfect world he'd be up on the top of the hip-hop world. Give it some time…the world will come around.

I laughed so hard at this line I sharted. At work.

I recall the heady days of 1994, when I worked for a movie theater, in high school. I got paid $4.25 an hour, worked 4 hrs a week (one 4-hr shift) and could see one movie, free, with up to 3 guests, per day. I spent most of my senior year seeing at least one and sometimes two films, per day, 6-7 days per week. (Plus…

uh, TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE: THE MOVIE, in which this exact thing happens (over and over for about 20 minutes) to a young Steve Buscemi. Wasn't good then, either.

She was a breath of fresh air in DRINKING BUDDIES. Like, my new crush based on her comic chops, acting, and adorability. Not sure I've seen her in anything else since or before that sold me, though. But that movie…go see it and you'll agree with me.

Shouldn't tofurkey be called "faux turkey", or "Foturkey" if you must? I don't understand the meaning of "tofurkey".

well, yeah, because you said it. No, I'm remembering now- she's his partner/twin superhero, but its vague. not siblings, but sort of the same whole split in two. but i don't think they kiss?

In HANCOCK Theron is not his Love Interest.
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Nah, he's probably got some thing like a Parkinson's/punch-head syndrome. Like Ali, but less severe, as he's still talking…