Reading "A KIM-JONG IL PRODUCTION" by Paul Fischer(?), about the 1978 abductions of the South Korean actress Choi Eun-hee and her ex-husband, the director Shin Sang-ok by Kim Jong-Il. It is essentially as if Quaddafi kidnapped Spielberg and his wife, say, Angelina Jolie (if he was married to the US's biggest actress)…

Been a donor since I was 17. However, I've had a spleen, appendix one kidney removed, and have metal mesh and several bolts/wires in my abdomen. So I like to think they'll open me up for donation and it'll turn into a slapstick comic scene in the OR- "What the- where's the- what's going on here???"
Also, for the…

I'm a drug counselor, and after I read THE NIGHT OF THE GUN (which is an Amazing read, for writers, addicts, counselors, news junkies, and pretty much anyone else) i emailed him at the paper to just tell him what a great book it was and thank him for his writing. He took the time to send me back a personal email, to…

sum good advice i rcvd n colege if u feel lk u nd 2 + fancy puncshoashun bold () ect u havent structured the sentense proprly—- Cormac MCarthy's granddaughter Hailey text messaging

Men wear shoes like this, but women…wear 'em like this! (Removes shoes, holds up to crowd, pauses for laughter and scattered applause; tries awkwardly to replace shoes, can't, and then throws them into crowd, to rapturous standing ovation and "Whoooooooo"'s).

You do know that John F. Kennedy was a US President, who was shot and killed in 1963, right? That's not really giving much away. That's what the writer meant. It's ok. Breathe.

holy shit everyone, Sunny Miller might be onto something here. It's almost like- like- like maybe, there is a conspiracy or something around this? I mean, wow, guys, he's got some pretty interesting theories about the bullet that are questioning the official story. Maybe…just maybe…there's more to this story.

this is my favorite Steve King book in years. Tons of fun, and if you're a JFK/conspiracy fan, it's like, more fun than you should be allowed to have at the nuthouse. I don't know how Franco brings anything to the part of the lead, but, whatever. Will still watch for the fun of seeing "JFK" (as in Ollie Stone's movie)…

liked for the first 1/2 of your paragraph. Scared for your kids for the second.

more like 8-12%

also I saw that there was "casual cocaine use" which just would NOT go over in our alcohol-obsessed, RX drug abusing American culture. That's for dirty junkies!

it appears Lebron plays the part of "sassy gay best friend" in this, which is fairly awesome casting.

"Don't you think you should ask someone slightly more qualified, like all the medical-field employees in the room, rather than me, a stoned writer who is close to a panic attack? Nah, never mind, give me the razor-sharp scissors to wield near my unconscious wife and newborn child's vagina and heart."

if her response is "turtle", kill yourself.

oh, come on- if you'd gotten past that scene you'd have seen Treat Williams get called a "dookie eater" and beat up on dead bodies. The romance aspect of that movie killed an otherwise decent Tarantino-ripoff mid-90's blood and bullets-ploitation flick. But yeah, that line was …ugh.
BOAT DRINKS MOTHERFUCKER

I was a hallucinogen-addled 18 yr old with dyed purple hair and like, 11 earrings who spent most of his time doing drugs and going to raves. I went to meet a friend at a diner and didn't know he had other friends- female friends!- there. They both looked like upper-class, prissy types that I had no clue why he'd be…

I'd totally marry T-Swift. A, she's young and will still be willing to have an open marriage as she gets older, and B, she's going to be worth BILLIONS one day. Girl is gonna run music in our lifetimes. I guess I'd have to F ScoJo because I love her, and…nope. Can't do it. Can't hurt Ms. Brie. (Can she be my secret…

Dan Savage says, "Hire a sex worker."

i think it's fair to say this is a relatively east cause-and-effect example of the pornographic influence on adolescent boys in our post-internet era. I mean, I grew up in the 80's like a "normal kid" with pornography- watching it on skinemax, stolen hustlers, etc- and as a full-blown adult could use the internet to…

this is one of the funniest shows- most underrated-unappreciated- on TV in years.