I saw THE DAILY SHOW In like, 1998 or so. My memory is hazy, but he'd just started his run- maybe he'd been on like 6 or 9 months at that point. We were seated in the first or second row, just by chance, and before hand me and my stoned on mescaline buddy had decided to paint a portrait of Jon Stewart. It was a crazy…

Keep in mind you are speaking to "Solomon Grundy". This may be a troll with racism issues. I hope it is a troll with racism issues. (I mean, it would make sense- he got sold to the South.)

I'm not your ass, you cock-smoking fat fuck! Wait, am I doing this right?

Can O'Neal be nominated for a Pulitzer somehow? A Nobel?

I can't tell if you're trolling, stupid, or so thick-headedly off-base that you believe these statements. If any of them are right, you absolutely Suck. Capital Suck. If I'm wrong and there's a joke here that I'm not getting, apologies. But, jeez.

no, don't pity her- by all accounts, her crazy turned his crazy into full-blown insanity. She is initially the one who started all this wacky shit- if you go back a few years, he was usually the one sitting idly by watching her diatribes and meltdown, and seeming like he was kind of embarrassed. it's nothing like that…

This is a fantastic book, well worth a read for any literate AV Clubbers out there, and as history goes is sick fun. The author of "Z" goes to Brazil to retrace the steps of Fawcett, and try to figure out what happens to him, and nearly died in the process. It actually tells the 2 stories, of the original guy and the…

I don't think this was a political thing. I agree with that point- I don't like when political views enter something like a tv or movie review (See Kyle Smith, NY POST, for an extreme right-wing example) but in this context- and especially with this show- I think it's more a "going for extreme vulgar/shocking…

I love how there are certain actors in this world, that no matter what role or show or movie they are ever in or ever will be, are only ever going to be referred to by their true name. "Dermot". The other ones that come to mind, I'm thinking: "Keifer". Maybe "McNulty" (that doesn't really count). "Leonardo". Anyone…

Fucking Obama, trying to take all our swords. They can have mine when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.

I watched THE GREEN PRINCE (B+) and THE PURGE:ANArCHY (B), as well as THE MAZE RUNNER (B, better than I'd expected) and had a fun daddy-daughter movie night of GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (A, made better by my 9-yr old girl's excitement at this fun movie). I had the misfortune of trying to watch what I thought was going…

AMBER: Mom I'm having a baby!
MOM/LAUREN GRAHAM: That's awesome Amber! This brick-walled, exposed sharp-steel edged industrial loft with doors that apparently never are closed in what appears to be a 4th-floor walk up factory-area of ghetto Berkeley is going to be the most perfect place to raise him!
AMBER: Also mom…

OK, what in the Katims-fuck is going on with Zeek being alive? I CLEARLY recall him saying, prior to this season's beginning, that "Someone was going to die". Not a "we'll be touched by the specter of death" or "Mortality will rear its ugly head" vague allusion to Zeek accepting his pending off-screen/off-series…

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Canadian Bacon-War Veteran: Yes, unless Michael Moore

I will be honest. I went in completely blind (I'd been living overseas) and HATED IT. I was with my (future) wife, who HATES violent movies (I love them) and that may have played into it, and was really stoned, so that probably didn't help. We actually left 10-15 mins before the end. I then saw it on DVD or cable…

KNOCK KNOCK

In the middle of GOD'LL CUT YOU DOWN by John Safran (about a KKK-leader who was killed by a black man and then it turned out may have been sexually involved with him in Mississippi)- just crazy funny murder shit. Also just finished my favorite book of 2014, STATION ELEVEN, and also now reading HOW TO BE A VICTORIAN,…

Remember how he was such a douchebag to Kevin Smith on COP OUT? And everyone was like, "really, could he be that big of a jerk?" And then Bruce Willis replied, basically, "Yeah, that's true. I'm a total dick." And that was that. God, I liked him so much for about 5 months after DIE HARD came out and I was like, this…

yeah, is PATTON O. coming back this season? Anyone heard that?