Can definitely see them killing a whole bunch of cast members this final season- ala Boardwalk Empire's purging final shows. Dewey, Dickie, the remaining Detroit-ers that might pop up just to get popped off, maybe Tim or Rachel (or Art, please kill Art just so I can be happy the man in real life got fired- he's a…

"Max and the Hank". I would watch the shit out of a weekly show wherein these two travel around the country (or even just Berkley) working as Private Eye's solving little crimes, using photo-skills and logical reasoning, while discussing world events, women, and other such issues. Can you imagine how great of a show…

ZEEK is going to die, before the wedding, and DREW (possibly Adam, or some combination of all the male Bravermans?) will walk her down the aisle holding a picture (or some memento) of Grandpa Zeek in his place. MARK MY WORDS

Oh my god, Kristina, the woman who ON A WHIM opens a goddamn special needs school (that she then pulls her put-upon hardworking husband into to run successfully) and runs for Mayor for no special reason except her self-centered ego told her it was a good idea, and thinks the world should adjust to her at all times,…

Jesus Christ, I was certain Zeek was going to drop dead while Drew attempted to apologize to him, having never given him the apology. Then he was gonna die before they rushed off to get the baseball. Then when he saw his house. Then when he said "lets go home". Cripes, when is he just going to die already? That scene…

You forgot "mediocre writer/screenwriter" too.

whoa. down, girl. down.
(Women, am i right?)

is it safe to say INHERENT VICE is getting mind-erased by everyone this awards season? AND HOW DOES THE AV CLUB FEEL ABOUT THIS?

KURT FULLER finally gets a good role…and look what these fuckers do to his movie.

Dr. Dr. Dre

Glad to see HANNIBAL take top spot. Just, impeccably brilliant television, every week. This show hurts me its so good. FARGO, The AMERICANS, and TRUE DETECTIVE definitely took my next 3 spots. Might have to go with KEY AND PEELE for the 5th, just to get some chuckles in there. Although Hannibal and Fargo had me…

Where the fuck is STATION ELEVEN?>>>> Easily my favorite book of the year. I didn't want it to end, it was absolutely beautiful writing, suspenseful, original (in a genre that seems like it has been done to death), fun, and funny. Though I'm pleased to see Adam Resnick's book on here. And Dr. Mutter's Marvels. Both…

because it'll hurt more, you twat.
(Pretty sure that's how the line went. Pretty sure. Prettttttttty sure.)

Mine:
Heems
El-P
Nas
Eminem
Kanye

(cough cough) Steven Seagal (cough)

I highly doubt they serve something as delicious as pudding cups in Hell. Unless, maybe, if each one is to be served to you by a leering, uncomfortably-staring Mr. Cosby himself.

I could have read this interview for another 12 hours. I didn't want it to ever end. And I am getting to work posting fan fic immediately in El-P's new genre. First I just have to think of who gets my first story. Maybe the cops from USUAL SUSPECTS who get stuck in the jewel heist, their car burned up. The fatter one.…

hi.
(EDIT):
Sorry for sounding like a moron there. It appeared I was the first comment-er and got so excited I just splurged out "hi". I tried to think of a funny thing to say and got nothing. I froze. So…bye.

whoa. Daveyt, you know this is a "TV REVIEW" page, right? That this guy is doing a whole season's reviewing, watches every episode, and writes a thing about it. He's allowed to explain what he does and doesn't like about. America, and all.

is it weird that my first thought when I saw her was "hmmm, she's kind of got that crazy thing going that I'm always attracted to in women, and dare I say, i find her attractive?" It's weird, right? I know it's weird. I'm ashamed of myself. And in fairness, she's that "crazy" kind that is certifiably, diagnostically…