i respect Hawley's commitment to the integrity of his stories, i just find it odd why he felt the need to say this while dramatically rubbing his thumb and index fingertip together and holding up a sterling silver tray with nothing but a note saying "More Money Please" on it

This man does for peeking behind sunglasses what Tommy Loughran did for punching people in the head.

"Alice Eve got her boobies out and Benedict Cumberbatch smirked a lot but didn't make a single rational decision the entire movie! Then he got his ass beat in a karate fight by Spock so we could ruin the ending of The Wrath of Khan!"

Excuse me, that's Mr. WILLIAM Corgan to you, peckerhead.

NONE ARE SAFE ON MY WARPATH

"Luckily, he’s got the universally praised Jack-centric episode “Stranger In A Strange Land” to guide him" I… feel stupid. Is this a bit? Because I was pretty sure this was one of the most despised episodes of Lost outside of Nikki and Paulo.

McGuinness and Bryan's feud and the CZW Vs. ROH storyline pretty much singlehandedly got me back into following wrestling in 2006. Great stuff.

I don't think they knew he was a lawyer, and they jumped to "tweaker" when they saw the stockpile of white gas in the back of his house.

Yeah, they're scaled, I know, I'm just being a butthead because I watched both shows back to back and that sure isn't doing Gotham any favors.

Yeah, and even though I know these are graded on a scale, I HAVE to tip my nose up at the fact that Gotham was rated higher than Better Call Saul this week. I'm guessing because the former didn't have any dialogue that actively made you want to stab a screwdriver through your temples this week, or any scenes where…

I'm glad someone else breached the subject, because while I enjoyed most of it, I think this might've been my least favorite episode of the series. Too many lazy, random pop culture references that Broad City has proven itself better than in literally every other episode. I'm sorry, but if you make a running Cast Away…

one last thing, I promise: HOW IN THE HELL DOES THIS GUY NOT KNOW WHAT A SMART WATCH LOOKS LIKE? did the NSA send him back in time to work for them in the '60s or something?

I guess that part makes sense, but 5 years is a pretty awful long time to rest on your laurels, particularly when your alternative employer is prison.

is anyone going to talk about how the super-NSA rogue hacker did absolutely nothing on this episode except steal Felicity's virus and get his ass kicked a lot?