Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

“I can do it too,” claims man who refuses to do it.

Damn, you sound like such a bad ass.

No one remembers the shoulda coulda woulda people

Relax snowflake, you had a shit take and people disagree with you on it. And you claiming other people are butthurt doesnt change the fact that you’ve spent a lot of time defending this shit take to the masses. Makes me think you’re the butthurt one. You just mad because everyone here is pretty sure you couldn’t do…

Claiming you COULD do something if you WANTED do, but don’t, so the person that did do it isn’t impressive is like the apotheosis of the participation trophy culture you rail against: you don’t even need to participate to reward yourself the trophy!

Get them to do Persona omfg XD

Oh man, I could totally access their bank account... but first let me install that aimbot and boot up competitive mode!