"And when you've got a Personal Management merit badge they let you do it. You can do anything … Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."—The President of the United States of America

Don't be so hard on yourself. Maybe a nice, dank meme would cheer you up, kiddo?

No you didn't.

I always enjoy these times when young, upper middle-class suburban Bernie Bots try to explain the 90's to people who were actually there and functioning. Thanks, Bo Derek! Your comments may be a 4 but you'll always be a 10!

"That's no moon…it's William Conrad!!"

I got a Black Flag notification for THIS?

Say…how'd you know they're Russian?