HAHAHA I literally laughed out loud, my little guy (who is 6) does the same thing. “What if you just fly up and hit the bad guy down to the ground and THEN beat him up?”...BECAUSE I CAN’T FLY GODDMANIT@$#!

“He’d get antsy, I’d get snappy”

Sorry to hear about your stroke. 

“disturbingly degrading behavior”

Get fuccccckkkked

“This is what dumb and white looks like when you know how to write.”

Dude, pull your panty wedgie out of your ass. The review was positive and accurate. 

disregard-misread!

This is my biggest fear. We have 2 Switches in the house and about 8 joycons and all of them now have drift issues. If Nintendo failed to address this, they are gonna have a ton of repairs on their hands. 

It’s almost like he just reported on both of them!

I have mine on two systems, it’s not a problem. The only time it’s an issue is if you are playing a downloaded game on your account on one Switch and someone else tries to play on the other Switch under the same account, it’ll boot you off. But if you are just using it for yourself, it’s fine.

Not you, clearly.

I’m totally ok with this. Even if it’s just for one game and they decide it’s not worth pursuing. I love the series and having just finished Judgment, I can safely say that I’m really burnt out by the combat. Trying something new is worth doing, even if it’s just to break up the repetitiveness of all these releases. 

are you ok?

“what are you high on ?” Always good to open a discussion with a passive aggressive insult.

Have a beer champ, I wasn’t trying to hurt you. But yes, every Astral story has someone asking if anyone else remembers Chaos Legion. And yes, I do remember it, it was a solid game and this absolutely has similarities. 

Runs really smoothly for me. I’ve only encountered tiny amounts of slowdown in more congested fights but it’s minimal. 

Platinum really nailed it (as they usually do). Haven’t played a third person action game that has had me wrapped up like this one in a long long time. I loved Bayonetta and Nier etc. but something about this reminds me so much of a specific chunk of time during the PS2/Dreamcast days where action games were coming…

Only you and the other 20 people who make this comment on every Astral Chain story! 

Whoooooosh.