Funny, I started reading Jalopnik when I was 14 year old with very few friends- it resonated with me because it was irreverent, nerdy as hell, and I couldn’t wait to buy a manual Volvo wagon. What does that make Jalopnik?

The first and best rule of Social Media is “Never Post”

I always thought it was both. It’s a turbo 6.

I’ve tied a noose a few times as a kid. ‘Pretty sure it didn’t mean anything then. Pretty sure you’re an judgmental....

“I’ll be damned if a twenty grand starting price is considered cheap.”

Should have also noted that JD power changed the survey this year. They have added more technology and infotainment related questions which has dragged down many brands this year. Basically the most reliable brands have less and more simple technology and infotainment.

Maybe Chrysler being a “luxury” brand, their customers report more of the defects a Dodge owner would just gloss over? That would also explain the general trend of luxury brands being rated worse.

People who complete JD Power surveys are snitches

Fix the truck. That's the moneymaker for a carpenter and parts will be easier to source than the Corvair. Then fix the Corvair once more money's available.

To be fair, I believe racism is actually an ingredient in Natty Light? So maybe she really is only racist when she’s drunk.

I wonder if people are confusing the 6-star Subaru badge with the Southern Cross from the Australian flag???

Also, have you ever tried anchoring a body to the bottom of the Detroit River with an LCD? Don’t even bother.

I actually do have a couple Laserdiscs.

This is indeed one of the great trolls of 4chan and Im amazed it persists given its absurdity. But I guess that was the point. Heres another guy supporting white power:

Have you seen any of Jason’s videos? I have no doubt he’s got laserdiscs stashed somewhere

Pick a new sign then. You don’t see people running around with a Nazi flag to bring pride into industrialism and military might in the face of oppressing sanctions from the rest of Europe. With any flag for a side on the wrong side of history you get the good and the bad, you don’t get to just selectively pick which…

He’s holding up 3 fingers for 3 wins...and you called him a white supremacist.

That’s clearly a troll account

While Denny should certainly check for meaning in his hand gestures, I doubt this is what he’s doing here.

OR Denny was holding up three fingers because he was celebrating his third win of the season. I think we’re dipping into trying too hard to find offense.