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I think they scraped the 911 on the way out

You'd think they'd exit a little slower as to not damage the Escort. But then again they are idiots.

Brown diesel manual wagon. See, our wants have been easy to satisfy.

I agree with you 100%. Here's the difference in our arguments:

You use the word "appropriate punishment". I feel that if you're making $7mil, a $50,000 fine is appropriate punishment relative to your income...

Just to put the numbers out there, a $7mil salary is roughly $3375/hour. That means a $50,000 fine is just…

Good. If it doesn't hurt, it isn't a punishment.

It was found 20mi from where it was found?? Whoa, Lost and Found inception.

How about a communication system? LED marque across the back and front windshield that says what you speak. I'd love this for blinkers left on, left lane zombies, and fun.

No evolution of the Jeep grille? Pass...

Unless you're selling a sports car as something just for track days, I want a shifter.

From somebody who can install a standalone management system and rebuild some engines with my eyes closed but still fears the electric car, this guy is frickin inspiring.

9.) Toyota Venza

Toyota crossbred a Camry and a Highlander and somehow made a car more boring than both. I can't hate Toyota for not making a Camry wagon, since you know, they want to sell cars, but damn is this dull. We're willing to strip its citizenship (it's built in Kentucky), denaturalize it, and send it away.

I have a GM product. I'll be more than happy to take it. The Colorado is a great machine.

Man I love it when my car makes the list.

This is suspect at best. With physical access to the car, you can do whatever you want. They never say whether the hack was 100% remote or required "limited modification".

Also useful for Gargantuan barcodes.

Damn, this is hard. I thought it would be a picture of a real car... not just artwork representing the lights.

Pointless without seeing the actual lights. Can't tell you the difference it makes with the brake and rear running lights only on-or-off at night, instead of every light on.

Would have been nice to have seen the real lights instead of the Crayola versions.