From somebody who can install a standalone management system and rebuild some engines with my eyes closed but still fears the electric car, this guy is frickin inspiring.

9.) Toyota Venza

Toyota crossbred a Camry and a Highlander and somehow made a car more boring than both. I can't hate Toyota for not making a Camry wagon, since you know, they want to sell cars, but damn is this dull. We're willing to strip its citizenship (it's built in Kentucky), denaturalize it, and send it away.

I have a GM product. I'll be more than happy to take it. The Colorado is a great machine.

Man I love it when my car makes the list.

This is suspect at best. With physical access to the car, you can do whatever you want. They never say whether the hack was 100% remote or required "limited modification".

And how exactly do you get to that mid engine to fix it when it undoubtedly breaks?

very small, cheap, non-fun, AWD hatchback

Pickup trucks that are actually small.

just beat me to it

Cheap RWD sports cars. There are some, like the BRZ, but not nearly as many as there should be.

Coupes

Volvo 780 Bertone Turbo, because turbo coupe brick designed by the italians. Bidding for this one is at 200 bucks, I doubt it will reach over $4k.

Not to mention it would accelerate at an honest 1.0g.

great as in the guy has had to revise his parameters multiple times since he published?

It's because people can't drive in the snow, visibility will be minuscule and people really shouldn't be out driving. People will crash because they wanted to go out and get a smoothie or ran out of vape fluid or something, and that will take up emergency resources that are better used elsewhere.

"Bring me the Orlove-duck."

Damn, this is hard. I thought it would be a picture of a real car... not just artwork representing the lights.

Pointless without seeing the actual lights. Can't tell you the difference it makes with the brake and rear running lights only on-or-off at night, instead of every light on.

Would have been nice to have seen the real lights instead of the Crayola versions.