I’m more interested in the way she made it sound like 3 generations of her family fought in Vietnam.

I like to imagine that each week Decker is in a closet, deep in meditation, and a ball boy has the task of dramatically interrupting him and saying “Mr. Decker... it’s time”

Decker eventually made it onto the field for the game shortly after it was revealed head coach Mike Mularkey didn’t ACTUALLY have his nose.

But the thing is, she probably genuinely believes that it is. The same way that she genuinely believes that Jesus was 6'2" with blond hair and blue eyes.

Please tell me more about paw paw, I’m at the edge of my seat.

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

“My husband was not made aware it was time to go out for the game.”

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

That Kansas “diploma” seems to be working for you too.

You seem fun.

Actually, in many states you are breaking the law by driving in the left lane for a purpose other than passing. In many more you are breaking the law by not moving over for a faster vehicle coming up behind you, regardless as to whether you agree with their driving choices.

You do realize that if you just let them through, the situation would’t even register... Do you remember the last person to pass you on the left? Probably not... Do you remember the last person who got pissed and aggressive when you were a passive-aggressive a-hole about it? Probably and he probably does too.