Here’s how he supports his student-athletes:

What kind of asshole forgoes a tie while wearing cufflinks?

Yea I was going to say thats a pretty big stretch there.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

“This is bullshit!”

Not true. Kobe sometimes put his balls in the wrong place.

Point to where he even implies it to be an “either-or” situation.

Kentucky isn’t the south. It’s Appalachia. It’s more rust belt than it is southern.

Usually unwise to pick up so many discarded Trojans.

And that happened before trump and that will happen after trump. The person who says “Fuck her and her three small children” is not a good person.

That’s why Jesus invented pay-at-the-pump.

Aren’t those synonyms?

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Well religious entities are tax exempt.

It takes like ~10mL of methanol to blind you, which is way more than could leech into/out of a plastic bottle, but yeah, still not a great idea. The good news is that the first aid medical treatment for methanol poisoning is to consume as much ethanol as you can to try to dilute it to the point where the liver can…

I don’t care what the FDA says, the proper serving size for ice cream is and always will be a pint and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

If you’re paying less than $5 a pound, you’re buying ass

is cowboy costume off limits these days now too?

Pretty rude giving us these pictures then taking them away.