I wish so hard that I could give this more "likes." That sentence is the stuff of legend in these parts. LEGEND.

I was really surprised to find out he doesn't write Puddin'. Those videos are gold. Kudos, Matt Oswalt.

Picking just five seems insane to me, because there were so many good ones!

I just saw this today, and I swear, my face hurt from smiling. I don't feel the sentimental moments were unearned, but I guess that's probably my nostalgia talking.

The episode of Seinfeld when Elaine has that crush who dresses like a clown? *shudder*

Oh no, I'm never going to escape. It's like the internet version of Jean Rollin's The Iron Rose.

I think that's weird that it only aired once, because I remember it very clearly.

When I was a kid, I thought the scariest episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark was the one where a bunch of kids working in a movie theater are terrorized by Nosferatu when he escapes the confines of the movie screen.

He's hilarious. That's all you need to know.

Useless Thing I Remember From My Teen Years in the late 1990s: They were dating at the time, so it was like double-gimmick casting.

Thank you for including Unsolved Mysteries. That show was more responsible for my childhood nightmares than anything fictional.

Not to be hyperbolic or anything, but I'm going to be hyperbolic: Funniest shit ever.

Yep, but you can totally skip it if you're listening to on iTunes.

This guy is a hero because doing things to women's bodies/images without their consent is awesome, right? Whoo, death to privacy!

Do you guys listen to Kevin Allison's RISK! podcast? The 2-part "Kevin Goes to Kink Camp" episodes were insane and awesome.

Coming this December: The Harriet Tubman Story, directed by Woody Allen.

You spoil us, AV Club! This is wonderful.

There are over one thousand comments to this. I love you, nerds.

I also find it VERY hit and miss, though the recent live episode was pretty great.

I'm so mad I'm listening to ICP right now. I know you didn't force me to click on that, but goddamn you anyway, AV Club. By the way, I had no idea about Mozart having the same sense of humor as my 5 and 15-year-old cousins.