And number four there is literally nothing to even hint at this canonically.

“What if pokemon was dark and edgy” is literally the oldest and most obvious joke to make about pokemon, there are dozens upon dozens of fan made games and comics and skits about this already. You might as well make a joke about mario taking psychoactive mushrooms or link smashing pots

Naaaah this aint it. This pairing is creepy as hell. Big ick feels.

Especially knowing how conservative Nintendo could be I was genuinely surprised when I first heard that. To this day I still wonder how Nintendo approved that.

The verse where they just dunk on Lanky is so vicious, to paraphrase and modernize:

IF HE SHOOTS YA

It is addition by subtraction. Inhumans was his thing too. Heh

Yeah that isn’t even scratching the surface of Perlmutter being a total piece of shit. It's telling it took his takeover attempt for Disney to be done with him, but he should have been fired years ago.

So I’m going to be honest here: once you hit 1080P on a handheld display you really DO NOT get much more out of it. at 1080P on a 6.2 inch screen you would need to be less than a foot from the screen to actually see the pixels (which is much shorter than the arm length of most children) so any resolution past that is…

seriously what I want is more themes and backgrounds similar to what we had on 3DS... I don’t care about a switch pro. I am fine with the current model.

I don’t want a Switch pro, I want a pro dock. We are at the point that the tech has long been available to have a higher end GPU/CPU in the dock including in some high end Laptops and the docked mode is really where the switch is showing it’s age the most. Keep the power of the switch itself lower, improve the battery…

I sure don’t. I already bought a Switch and am not raring to pay another $300+ to play new Nintendo exclusives.

LOVE the dock but HATE the joycons.

Because it gives the ten articles to break down everything shown. Plus the obvious "internet loses its mind over character X"

I understand the perspective of not being sold on a game and wanting more info on it, and I understand concerns that if a developer isn’t showing much of a game that might be a red flag, but I also think that marketing in general shows too much of games, not too little, and I’m fine with them not showing a ton. If…

“Respect yourself. Demand more from one of the wealthiest publishers on earth”

This article is bizarre.

Why do we WANT a drip-feed of advertising that reveals half the game before it’s even out, exactly? That seems pointless. If we know we want the game, then we don’t need it and it’ll just hurt the experience. If we don’t know, then we shouldn’t be looking to advertising for that decision, we…

Why are you being reasonable on the internet? ;)

But still, many found it strange that just a few days ago, Nintendo would share a video about a bowling range in Breath of the Wild’s Hyrule rather than take the opportunity to drum up excitement for its sequel, which has remained remarkably shrouded in secrecy even two months before its planned release.