That was kinda the point. People vaxxed are far less likely to need a trip to the ICU.

That’s true, each grip could have just been the full package, so when ever you game you’re also double fisting it.

Right? Veiny testicles? As someone with testicles, I’m fairly positive that they don’t work like that.

It looks like it was designed, sculpted, and painted by someone who has never seen real human testicles. They could have saved themselves time by just supergluing a dildo to a controller.

dude SAME. I legit freaked out a bit as I use regular old spice deodorants. 

Wow these “journalists” really suck on how they post their stories...

Exactly what I was thinking.  I’m as lazy as the day is long but not bothering to find a pic of an example of one of the products and not listing any of them goes beyond lazy.

Why not include the list of products in the article? Here they are:

Is the problem is only “aerosol spray deodorants and antiperspirants,” maybe don’t use a header image that’s exclusively the rub-on stick kind.

Where’s the line between “hustle” and “good PR” - you know Kotaku is going to write up an entire article about you if you pretend that there’s any chance you’ll be able to release as “Mother 4" (and probably another if/when it’s released, even under another name), so why not?

I mean, more power to them if they’re doing it intentionally - you’re making an indie game and you know “indie company is making Mother 4 and hoping they don’t get shut down by Nintendo” is a lot more potentially profitable than “indie company is making a Mother-inspired game that isn’t at any risk of being shut…

I think the naivety can be criticized when there are a million examples of things like this getting nuked from orbit to go off of. There’s no reason to ever show this stuff off until it’s done and released.

Cool, I’ll check this out when it’s inevitably changed enough to be legally distinct from the Mother series.

Love it.

Title is quite misleading. Apparently they DO play SOME first party games...

That headline is bait and you know it. Of course people play service games longer than say, Miles Morales which takes 20 hours max to 100%.

Seriously, Kotaku... what a troll worthy title. The ranking is by games played the most in number of hours... no matter how good Ratchet and Returnal are, players won’t spend thousands of hours in them like they would Fortnite or a sports game.

Exactly. To me, one of the biggest things holding the franchise back and is the unwillingness to carry over features. A pokemon following you like in HG/SS and Mega Evolutions should’ve been part of Sword and Shield

I mean it’s a great point that pokemon was seemingly always for kids but it wasn’t until the last few generations it seems like they thought kids were dumb as a pile of rocks. 

100% this, I don’t need them to get super gritty or anything like that, I just want different stories. Try something new, stop using the same formula that’s been used for 25 years. Legends seems like it could be just that, but of course it’s still Game Freak, so there still look to be some issues. I’m excited for it…