It’ll be out of fuel before then.

So in Philly assaults are felonies, but the use of a firearm in those assaults adds only a misdemeanor? In MA, the addition of a firearm adds a minimum sentence of 5 years. Everything is broken if this asshole is back on the streets after ‘bootcamp’.

I sure hope the terms of this dickhead’s guilty plea includes a public allocution in which he is required to explain in detail just what the hell inspired him to do this crap.

A couple of felonies? Yeah, bye loser.

This isn’t over until that violent thug is actually in prison for the max years (and not a damn ‘boot camp’!) and a couple of lazy-assed PD idiots are fired, too!

Fuck this dude! Send his ass to jail!

I’d bet a lot of those engines will be massively heat soaked in ten minutes of operation.

Big Spark Plug is behind this somehow. 

Ok hear me out, build another and hook them up together chariot style 

Allen Millyard is sharpening his Swiss Army knife.

And built like a gibbon.

Must be 7'3 minimum to ride

He seems like a peach.

One of my favorite movies. Vastly under appreciated and ahead of its time.

Chicago’s very own...

There are gonna be a lot of confused archaeologists in a thousand years time trying to make sense of this shit. Ah, nevermind, they’ll just call it “ritual” anyways.

The future of trash is here. And it’s garbage. 

Let’s face it:

It’s being listed at a $200,000 markup because the dealership owner wants to keep it, but not have to pay for it.  

I tried to sell my soul once, turns out there is a lien on it

The ‘best city in the world’ just now acquired decades old trash technology?