Money talks and celebs walk.

One vehicle, one person in the wrong place and this guy is strawberry jam; which is fine. The tragedy is the person he hits. 

Not even the decency to be a good organ donor.

Wannabe Road Crayons make all motorcyclists look bad. This guy sucks.

In a tshirt too.  I’d say this guy is likely to become a meat crayon, but at those speeds he’s more likely to just become a splat... or at least have more in common with a hanging piece of beef rather than a living human being.

And when they get caught it’s going to be soo much worse for them. It goes from a moving violation to filing a false police report, obstruction of justice, likely attempted insurance fraud, all manner of charges.

99.99% especially since the theft wasn’t reported until after the crash. 

Exactly what I was thinking. Why the hell would a car theif take the time to stop and move a road closure sign?

About an hour after the crash, the owner of the vehicle called 911 to report that the car had been stolen sometime in the early morning hours. The owner’s residence was approximately five miles away from the crash scene.

That sign was violatin mah freedom !!! 

Mmmmmm Tillamook cheese *Homer drool*

what are the odds that this wasn’t theft?

Where I am there is only one tow company for police to call for wrecks and they get reviewed so not too bad, it’s the other ‘cowboy’ tow companies that are the issue. In Ontario there has even been shootings in the tow industry

By jove! WhOeVeR sAw ThIs CoMiNg?!

I’d totally buy that. Her job is high-pressure and mentally-taxing. Sometimes even an athlete needs a beer and a bag of chips. 

Yeah, I have a feeling the human brain needs a certain amount of nonsense and bullshit to stay healthy — we can’t always be ‘on’. (It’s what makes the rest of the intellectual feats possible.)

This is my partner as well. She’s a professional fundraising development officer. She raises millions of dollars in high-pressure environments. She has to know estate law, liquor and gaming law, tort law, liability etc... She’s a planning demon who can track logistics in her brain like nobody I’ve ever seen; her…

There is something very, very deeply off with him, but I can’t figure out what it is specifically.

My partner is one of the smartest and most successful people I know and I am baffled by how much she loves tiktok. Every night while we are winding down before bedtime, she watches tiktok and youtube videos and 90% of these people giving “advice” are either complete morons who have no idea what they are talking about…

Something about his face sets off my “scammer” alarms.  Maybe the fake smile with dead eyes?