Yeah, except the statements are usually made when they’re adults, tbf

White Supremacy has been the top rated activity in this hemisphere since 1492, yo. 

Victim Blaming will always be America’s favorite pastime.

Lets go to our in-studio analyst who never played a down in his life. OR made an apology!

I feel like apology parsing has serious potential to overtake baseball as our national pastime!

“It works in reverse too.”

There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.

“I’m just happy our guys are playing the game the right way,” Cora said.

Ah, yes, the old rainbow flag operation.

If he played for the USMNT, I guarantee he probably wasn’t very good at sports....

Your complaint is falling on Karen’s deaf ears.

I love the idea of, “Let’s combat anti-Nazi imagery with Trump imagery. That’ll show them who the real Nazis are!”

Someone should tell him to stick to sports.

There’s absolutely zero reason to believe this is anyone other than Geoff Cameron, who is an idiot. Also, it’s extremely Good and Normal that he knows that the official merch of the President of the United States is the opposite of anti-fascist stuff.

Hard to imagine any everyday Aussie to go 6 months without yelling “cunt” in public much less Kyrgios.

We didn’t have a large enough sample to make a judgment, but I dare say we don’t let a little thing like that stop us.

My understanding is that he's well regarded as a position coach/coordinator. He'll probably always be able to get a well paying job, thankfully. It's fun to joke about his background but I'd rather have a league full of Tomsulae than dipshit sons of 1980s NFL coaches.

I don’t care what they say, they can’t convince me base-2 is better than a home run.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

When he gets to 2048, all the base-2 advocates can celebrate.