“All that separated Verlander from a perfect game was giving up a walk to Cavan Biggio in the second at-bat of the game.”

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

Medvedev is in a foul mood, throws a tantrum at the towel guy

Every once in awhile, Kotaku rolls out an article that just makes me scratch my head, and “I don’t like the music in a two year old videogame” is that article today. Was there really nothing more interesting to cover?

yeah roasting people for saying they could get a point off serena was so stupid. LIke I believe I have a .01% of getting a point of her (or federer or nadal), still means I would say yes to that question.

It's NBA. You can score in your own basket

I can hit 3 pointers somewhat decently. An NBA player would most likely leave me wide open on most possessions because I mostly suck and don’t look like much of a threat so they’ll double team someone who is actually good. They’ll let me get my 3 points on a 10% field goal percentage while shutting down the star…

Luis is correct. The chances of being able to get fouled in an NBA game make it the easiest to accomplish.

“You’re wanted for questioning by the Mobile Police Department.”

When discussing Cousins and Alabama, one has to be a little more specific.

Yes. Thank you! I have family in KC. Whenever we text about the Chiefs, we use the Chef emoji, just because of this magnificent bastard.

Police were able to easily apprehend Cousins, who apparently blew out both knees and Achilles on his way to take the shot.

“the recording was made last Friday, when she and her son were at a trampoline park.”

+1 Snicker

So the state of Missouri is just a city on either side and a wasteland in between them sparsely populated by either deep south racists or quiet midwestern racists?

The Chefs are on Chopped. Let Drew tell you about his time on Chopped

+1 moogly

That’s great, Drew. But who are the Chefs?

Kaepernick playing behind that line on that team would just validate all of the mouth breathers who said he wasn’t getting signed because he was bad. I would rather not watch him get demolished and then benched in week 7 while the wet president tweets about it.

Brandon Weeden looks like your older sister’s annoying boyfriend.