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You seem cool

If everyone’s down, there’s always

Here’s the thing: even if you hire what you think is an unattractive person to be your nanny, if your husband is a cheating dog then they might cheat with the nanny anyway. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Kids are terrible. That’s awful advice.

I don’t think that would work in Stefani and Rossdale’s case.

Yeah - I think “don’t marry a d bag” is the easiest way... followed closely by “don’t hire a d bag.”

#1. mdma
#2. vodka
#3. sexy people

Tried and true aphrodisics,ranked: 1. Gin.

Just read up on the AP article that is in the link. This report by Jezebel is unnecessarily sensationalist. This stuff is bad enough, you don’t have to make it worse! Reporting the simple facts would have been nice.

At least in this one, it appears that the gunman is the only fatality.... (Help me, I’m looking for silver linings this week)

It's worth noting that the shooter was the only person that died. The article- and headline for that matter- really don't make it clear.

So this is the latest dumbass murderer meme: The movie theater.

The one dead is the shooter. You should probably make that clear unless you wanted to mislead people.

You get to smoke weed at work? Union negotiation?

Well, in any event, they’re both very handsome women.

bless.

There is no resemblance.

Secondary theory: One Direction does not exist, period, and is a thing you people made up to make me feel one thousand years old.

I love equality.