I’d think of it in the opposite way: Are we going to be the people who say these fancy clothes are only for whites?

NARC

Is that manicure supposed to look like cigarette ash? Because it does.

Am I the only one who looked at the photo and saw, instead of a purse, a weird melty face with googly eyes?

being scrumptious?

WAY TO TAKE MY JOKE AND MAKE IT FUNNIER YOU JERK

LET ME BE CLEAR: I don’t think Jidenna approves of slavery or slave-owners in any way, shape or form.

Co-sign. If this is the only beard you can grow, you should not grow a beard.

Stoners with pie cannot be angry, my friend.

I guess I didn’t see it like that. Thanks. I still see nothing wrong with being sexually liberated. There will always be guys who think that way, so we shouldn’t let what they think change how we choose to act.

That’s pretty accurate, spelling aside. Except for non-California strawberries dipped in superfine sugar.

The bear and I are one.

Here’s my impression of you: “Oooo, look at me, I’m MrDineo and I hate fruit.” That’s okay, though. More pie for bears and me!

In other words, this bear is living its truth and I respect the hell out of it.

Somehow he knew Ariana Grande had already licked it.

My hot take: Pies are second tier desserts. Cakes ftw.

This bear was THOUGHTFUL. He didn't eat the strawberry rhubarb because that would be RUDE. Everyone knows strawberry rhubarb is the best pie.

Weed is legal in Colorado. COINCIDENCE!?!?!