“He should’ve had a better welcome than he had,” Sequoya Turner, a lifelong Oklahoma resident, told Politico before bursting into tears.

“Again,” Duncomb said. “Look at these people. They all followed the black guy out here. Do you think that any of them are racists?”

They watch you do both pushups? Damn, that’s rugged.

First off, kudos to the crack writers at 104.5 KRXO for thier “first president to visit a prison, some folks think maybe he should stay there” joke this morning. Just wow, such quality, great writing, wow, so edgy.

Nobody has banned the confederate flag.

Yeah, every branch has shed loads stored up to use on each other. Did you know that, like everything else in the DoD, the service names are acronyms?

The epitome of class.

Why do I get the feeling that Ms. Bland’s “suicide” was as likely as Freddie Gray breaking his own back?

i hadn’t heard about this. and i don’t believe a word the police have said about it so far.

:*(

One of my seniors signed up for the Air Force and one signed up for the Marines. The final semester of senior English was listening to taunts like these.

Swift doesn’t even try to get any moves popping; she just dramatically repositions herself, sometimes acting the lyrics out so literally it’s like an elementary school play.

This is cool, but to be fair the Air Force fitness test is taking five sips of coffee in less than a minute, waddling across the room to the fridge twice without hyperventilating, and pushing your chair back from your desk without herniating yourself.

That makes a ton of sense. If you’ve spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to train a woman to be a badass fighter pilot, and she has a baby, damn well give her more than six months to get back into shape!

Not using jack stands. That’s way too dangerous to forget about, or not know about.

This type of campaign has been around for years. At my high school health fair they had posters, one featuring a man and the other a woman. The more drinks consumed the man went from being gross and covered with warts to being hot. And the woman became less awkward and showed more cleavage.

Haha. Yes!

On the C-802, yes that is correct.

Maybe it’s because I’m getting older, but more effective for me personally would be “Don’t get hammered and drive. Even if you don’t crash, when you wake up tomorrow you’re going to be useless all day.”

Sexism free AND good advice.