Teens are so scary I hate them ban teens

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The last one made me laugh out loud!

tiny baby has tiny babies supporting her.

teens are stupid

Ugh, Teens. Stahp.

Look at those babies. I want to be bitchy but they are really young. Still, I really wish Ariana Grande would fall in a deep well and disappear for a few years.

Exactly, this is like “Bye Felicia” on twitter, but in reverse.

Damn, you can afford a lawn!?

Also, let’s maybe stop using the term, “Svengali”. That shit is straight-up anti-Semitic.

I’ve observed a teenager in the wild recently, and thirst is apparently synonymous with desperate, usually for genitals. I’m lost on everything else though. Please tell me you have a second rocker on that porch, my hips hurt when the weather changes

Fucksapiens?

The main worst part about this is ascribing arbitrary meaning to an invented term (“fuckgirl”) based on a term she and most of the internet apparently doesn’t understand (“fuckboy”) that has been has been divorced from its origins (AAVE, specifically black rap culture) and warped into some catchall phrase for…

Fuck-peeps

Fuck-kin.

There are so many words in this article that I don’t understand: fuckboy/girl, thirst, basic. Am I “Old Man Yells At Cloud”?

let's just call them all fuckpeople? fuckpersons?

Not necessarily true. Many oral agreements are enforceable. There are specific classes of agreements that are not enforceable though.

Jessica Blankenship, probable 11 year old girl, has a lot of issues she needs to work through