Chelsea Clinton has recently “undergone a DNA test” and it’s proven that she might not Bill Clinton’s biological daughter.

The Pope is high as fuck right now.

I love you.

My female OBGYN for my first delivery was horrible and nearly killed my son. The on-call male doctor did the emergency c-section. My second OBGYN was a man and he was older, amazingly proactive, and took care of me through pregnancy related complications that my first OBGYN did nothing about.

I thought Buddhism was the least shitty religion, until I started hearing about radical monks. So I just go by my own personal beliefs, which involve thinking nature is pretty great and one simple rule: don’t be an asshole.

So no ideology is exempt from intolerance, hatred, bigotry, xenophobia etc.

“ The bill, introduced Wednesday by female members of Congress and backed by dozens of pro-choice and human rights organizations, would mean that every woman who receives healthcare through the federal government would have coverage for abortion care.”

Yes, yes, yes, and truly YES.

My first pregnancy, we mainly saw the same OBGYN - a man who had something like 20 years of experience.

Who the hell is giving her solid food anyways?

I love the “taken out of context” excuse, especially when there’s a video that documents the context quite clearly. And “I hate America. I hate Americans.” is such an easy phrase to misconstrue.

Licks donuts——> emergency oral surgery. Coincidence?

But she’s just a baby. She doesn’t understand the ways of the world yet. Shouting might only scare her.

MY BABY DOES THE SAME THING! I cannot wait until he grows out of the phase where everything goes in his mouth.

THESE COLORS DONT RUN, ARIANA

Psssst! Your friend is not a feminist.

Semi-related: a close friend who is a feminist and all that good stuff? When she got married a few years ago she insisted on having a male officiant because a woman ‘just didn’t feel important or ceremonial enough, sorry if that’s not feminist or whatever.’ I just let it go but it still pisses me off - like if someone…

My health care network hires midwives to do run-of-the-mill gynecological things. My birth control implant was inserted by a midwife. It’s pretty cool.

It would be such a great Kinja invention to be able to a) block specific user comments and b) block by topic tag. I don’t know what the tag would be for “Mommy Stories from the 1950s through the Haze of Nostalgia,” but I would like there to be one. If my eyes hadn’t fallen accidentally on the first sentence of this…