WSJ website was down this morning too.

First the airlines. Now the stock exchange. Next: NORAD. Skynet is software, people.

Between this and the downed airline, are we under a nationwide cyberattack, or is this just good promo for “Mr. Robot”?

There’s a difference between portraying a stupid person who says racist shit (as Schumer has done in her standup act) and being a real person who sincerely says racist shit (as Trump has done).

Hey, were you not mad when Donald Trump said the same thing?

it must be exhausting to be OUTRAGED about EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME

2) Leaving

“Keep up the party life cuz fucc they say”

almost as legit as the ol’ “i just went to their apartment to buy weed and then they took off all of their clothes like whattttt because real life is exactly like porn and then i ran away. k love you bye” excuse

I really want a Stefon-style description of that club, STAT.

The question “are you doing ok?” is most appropriate, I’ve found, when friends gets a tramp stamp or thigh tattoo soon after a significant lift event.

I thought Identity Theft was pretty hilarious, but Jason Bateman is great. I also enjoyed St Vincent, but again another great anchor on that movie (Bill Fucking Murray).

The Heat was hilarious, and also directed by Paul Feig.

“Isn’t it time we had a Jewish President?”

Looks more like Hillary Clinton is trying to take notes from Bernie Sanders, especially given her sudden change of heart regarding POC and LGBTQA+ individuals, and now this.

Off topic for this article, on topic for your comment: I wish so hard they would’ve just kept Andrew Garfield for the Marvel Spiderman. Why, WHY do we need another one? Children will have had 3 separate cinematic Peter Parker Spidermen in their lifetime. That’s way too many Spidermen. Hell that’s too many Spidermen…