Wow cops beaten and bloodied and nobody died? Must be a white wedding.

AHMG right?? I’m always strangely comforted to see Tommy Lee Jones’s ol’ face in the comments. I’ve been lurking longer than actually commenting. moriartysringtoneisasaltybiscuit-senpai~

Sweet, sweet vindication.

Gloating isn’t nice, unless the other people are assholes then it’s perfectly acceptable to gloat in the face of assholes.

there is enough of me to go around, ladiezzzzzzzzzz ;) ;) ;)

IT’S THE MOST APPROPRIATE I THINK IT WOULD INAPPROPRIATE IF YOU DIDN’T BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO RUB MY BODY AGAINST YOUR BODY

im texting her now

you should tho

This is the most awesomely awesome amazingly amazing illustration ever. ( or at least since the last one. Brava Tara Jacoby) And ditto for the article.

As a married man in his 30’s, I find I get the most excited about new fun couples that my wife and I have lots in common with, and seem genuinely fun to hang out with.

Married for 5 years checking in. I’m 31 years old and still get giddy as a goddamn schoolgirl when I see David Duchovny, John Cusack and Noah Wyle on screen. I’ve loved those three men since I was at least in the single digits.

Do commenter crushes count?

Curmudgeonly comment here: I fucking hate it when adult women at my office refer to their male coworkers as their “office husbands.” Just stop with that, people. Just knock it right off.

I heartily agree with your disagreement.

Denying a significant number of citizens their civil rights is uber not nice.

Gloating has never been so sweet.

No, this means we are all being forced to gay marry!!!

I was too late for the party. :(

Me, too! I want to celebrate but I’m actually finding it hard to believe this is happening?! Can they really all just get married????? OMGEEEEEEEEEEEE

Considering who’s holding the sign, I strongly suspect this is really about ethics in gaming journalism.