Maybe on Kimmel. But on your turf? fuck no.

their babies would gave really great bone structure

I don’t like to spend alot of time weeping over things that never were...but damn, a WB show with Caplan and Hamm?

jon hamm is better than me :(

Below is the ad I saw next to the headline “Hugh Hefner Watched Porn & Masturbated While I ‘Fake F***ed’ Girls”

I’m not sure if this is a good sign or not, but my biggest takeaway was being more shocked that someone French was trying for Major League Baseball.

Yes!!! I’m still giddy (it just happened yesterday) :)

You only need $200 and a few pieces of paper to propose a ballot initiative in CA. Getting it through is a completely different matter.

and how much WATER-BASED lube are they using? wasters!

People have looking for this guy ever since he put this up. Dude is a ghost.

Who can worry about our devastating drought when consenting adults are having THE SEX somewhere?

Oh, are you one of those people who don’t believe that two things can be terrible at the same time. ARE YOU?!!!?!!??!!??!

Can someone post the sponsors of the supposed Act? Because..... um... I need to know names for retributional acts and such.

What the motherfucking fuck. This dude is a monster.

I doubt it. There are tons of talented women in sports and they never get onto a national stage. The only outlier is soccer. There’s no women’s MLB or NFL and the WMBA is often a jokey afterthought even though they are FANTASTIC athletes. Why can’t women play with men or have their own national leagues taken…

If a potential juror answers that they were a victim of a crime, the follow-up is “can you remain unbiased?”

Now, I’m not one of those fancy lawyers you see running around these parts.

Just in case you were wondering “how the hell did they find out AFTER the trial” wonder no more:

He was really great but that’s not surprising because Stern is probably the best interviewer of all time. Well, him and Bob Simon (RIP!). Bababooey! Fafafooey! etc. etc. Seriously though, he’s fucking amazing. Not the same Stern from my college years when he was having porn stars ride Sybians. There’s still some smut…