he is correct on all counts

Corden is funny and self deprecating and a good guy. I like him!

I do enjoy an abusive opening speech to an awards show

Guns mattered in like the 18th century, but since the invention of artillery and airplanes guns are only part of a battle.

Whenever you guys make sports jokes I don’t get I become irrationally angry.

This isn’t rising up against the British in the 18th century anymore. People who hold views like Vaughn’s are laughably out of touch and out of their league.

DON’T SHOOT UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR DRONES

“I was there last week, well actually, I got home a week and a half ago. And I met Caitlyn. She is… so much more at ease.”

“We don’t have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government. It’s not about duck hunting; it’s about the ability of the individual.”

My feelings reading this whole damn thing.

Eva Braun’s Nazi Panties? Their first album sucked but their second LP, Krusty Knickers, was quite good.

I’m sure Scarango doesn’t want to deal with the Führer of someone who shows up to find they’ve already been purchased.

It’s my birthday on Thursday, in case anyone was still trying to come up with gift ideas.

Nope. I present his co-star TJ Miller:

Good outcome, but the “prosecution” shouldn’t have taken place. As a result of this process, the temperature has been chilled everywhere. If you know an academic with Twitter or Facebook, you know they are thinking thrice before posting anything mildly upsetting.

This entire story continues to not make sense.

Unclear on the concepts.

If you aren’t ready to deal with seeing a boner, you probably aren’t ready to deal with being part of a naked bike ride.

If you chose to go to an event predicated on a bunch of people walking around with there dongs out, you have to expect that one of them might be randomly erect. That’s just how dongs work.

I was 19. I had just spent the summer abroad. I bought as much alcohol in the Dublin Airport Duty Free shop as I could fit in my bags. I had 2 handles of Irish whiskey shatter in my bags. My bag smelled like a distillery for years after.