The original conservationists were all hunters. Still are. Teddy Roosevelt founded the modern conservation movement and he was a prolific hunter.

I can't wait for this to show up in the next season of House of Cards.

Ummm, why are you linking to that 2010 hit piece by Jezebel? The women of the Daily Show refuted it and your author apologized for writing it.

I got greyed too! You are not grey right now. Can you help me get ungrey?

I love how the car looks so sad and humble, trying to swat the flies with its antenna.

Ummmm isn’t this the kind of thing we thought was bad when the NSA was trying it? Collecting data directly to develop profiles of individuals, to track them or label them? Like, “databases full of” my tweets, comments on Jezebel, etc all seem like stuff that was wrong when the NSA was involved. Now that we ostensibly…

If by “maintenance sex” you mean “assault” then sure.

That just makes me more likely to do it.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT REALLY?!

Sex with that dude AND gross food??!?!? Would I???

• Limit your nanny’s showering privileges to once a fortnight.

My opinion on whether or not he should be arrested is directly related to whether or not this is an Ed Hardy shirt. Looks like maybe not but when I hear “gym” and “bodybuilder” and see a shirt with any kind of pattern I immediately check to be sure its not Ed Hardy. Douchebags who wear Ed Hardy deserve what happens to…

When did this woman go from making “The Color Purple” to, basically, everyone’s racist Midwestern aunt?

USA Today is reporting the same. No one was actually shot, which, ???? So the dude went into a theater and shot at people and hit no one then swung around a hatchet? And apparently had pepper spray?

Of note: USA Today is reporting only the shooter is dead, shot by police. The only civilians hurt seem to have been hurt with a hatchet and pepper spray.

Update: USA Today is reporting only the shooter is dead. The only civilians hurt appear to have been hurt with pepper spray and a hatchet.

Ugh Jezebel is such a boner lately. First this, now I am grey. /cry

Best. Union. Evar.

“popped a Viagra”

The bigger picture is that this woman is receiving death threats for having not hurt any humans and you are ok with that. You have, throughout this, argued AGAINST me for saying that this woman does not deserve this. You even made a strawman argument about the giraffe “deserving to die,” as if that has any bearing on…