• Limit your nanny’s showering privileges to once a fortnight.

My opinion on whether or not he should be arrested is directly related to whether or not this is an Ed Hardy shirt. Looks like maybe not but when I hear “gym” and “bodybuilder” and see a shirt with any kind of pattern I immediately check to be sure its not Ed Hardy. Douchebags who wear Ed Hardy deserve what happens to…

When did this woman go from making “The Color Purple” to, basically, everyone’s racist Midwestern aunt?

USA Today is reporting the same. No one was actually shot, which, ???? So the dude went into a theater and shot at people and hit no one then swung around a hatchet? And apparently had pepper spray?

Of note: USA Today is reporting only the shooter is dead, shot by police. The only civilians hurt seem to have been hurt with a hatchet and pepper spray.

Update: USA Today is reporting only the shooter is dead. The only civilians hurt appear to have been hurt with pepper spray and a hatchet.

Ugh Jezebel is such a boner lately. First this, now I am grey. /cry

Best. Union. Evar.

“popped a Viagra”

The bigger picture is that this woman is receiving death threats for having not hurt any humans and you are ok with that. You have, throughout this, argued AGAINST me for saying that this woman does not deserve this. You even made a strawman argument about the giraffe “deserving to die,” as if that has any bearing on…

Really? I am an idiot for thinking a human woman should not be sent death threats and stalked for having NOT HARMED ANOTHER HUMAN BEING?! Are you kidding?

You look incredibly white to me. Why exactly do you think having a hyphenated name that is half latino makes you immune to having white privilege? Especially when there are tons of white people in Latin America anyway.

There will be a movie. A god awful movie.

How am I absurd at all? Or self righteous? This woman is a HUMAN BEING. The giraffe is an ANIMAL. However much I disagree with trophy hunting, this woman has NOT HURT ANY HUMANS. And does not deserve to have her name plastered everywhere, to have people call her work, to receive death threats.

I mean, there actually is too much peen on my twitter feed and Tindr and not enough peen on TV. A Daario full frontal scene is basically all I want from GoT, anymore.

That baby is me.

Because the woman paid for it? And its not a crime? And people have hunted recreationally for thousands of years?

Thank you for this, Sam.

It's certainly better than doxxing a woman and sending her death threats. There is no reason to threaten this woman's life over that giraffe.