My boss has a spreadsheet on this truck. Basically if combined gas mileage is 26mpg, he will buy one. That seems really high to me. Like not even most midsize SUVs have that. It's why I recently bought an Outback.

I honestly can't believe it took this long to get to the loser daughters of politicians. Politicians kids tend to all be losers. I mean even the "successful" politicians kids basically live off their parents name. The Bush daughters are notable for being the daughters of a Bush (and most of their jobs, which they suck…

Fun fact: this was based on an actual Israeli Commando who moved to New York and became a hair stylist. When asked about the films scenes where Sandler starts having sex with women of advanced age, customers at the salon stated the film was “pretty much accurate.”

They sound positively Canadian.

I mean she is pretty. Lets not take it away from her that despite what every neckbeard in the world says with "3/10 would not bang," there probably isn't a cis-hetero male in the North-Western hemisphere of any stripe who wouldn't if they could.

Really? I was under the impression that Minnesota was as much a red-state backwater as the rest of the Midwest (full disclosure: I currently live in Missouri).

Like Kanye looks fat.

He says he is all innocent and shit but yah, this wasn’t a legal hunt. I don’t really have a problem with it if the animal is sanctioned and a known problem animal. I’ve read stories, not about lions but actually water buffalo, becoming a nuisance. Fine. If the animal is hurting people then I won’t sweat it.…

This is Minnesota. The dad is probably a local hero.

Is there something wrong with me that I have said yes to all of the "Would U?" posts? Like, so far no truly bad options.

Ditto.

Not enough details so far. I think you just want to fuck Scott Bakula.

I’m all for decriminalization. I’m even for legalization. Let women and their johns do their thing.

It was very true. I laughed, I cried, I wished I was Rose Byrne talking wisely with younger women at a frat party.

I loved it too. And then like a week later someone said Rose Byrn was too hot for Seth Rogen, I was like "no Seth Rogen is too hot for you shut up he and Rose were perfect."

Nope but I like to think I know more stuff than I do :)

I agree with this. And also it depends on your fandom. Like I was talking about with someone else, the "Only" video from Nicki Minaj last year is entirely forgotten about in todays glowing review of her "boss bitch" ness.

I think Jason Sudekis looks like a good, kind hearted Midwest boy, and he is funny and goofy. The “going to his shady house” bit is part of how seemingly good people can actually have a horrible context, and the assault is about how people who can seem good are actually bad. You and your friends went and beat him up…

Jason Sudekis sexually assaulted you?! This has to be a metaphor for something. Like actual Jason Sudekis couldn't sexually assault you (he is like in Hollywood and you like me are not) so like now we need to analyze this dream.

I feel like they probably do happen but are overly represented on TV. Kind of like women with sexual assault in their history. I mean yes 33% of women will experience that but that means 66% of characters on screen shouldn't be that. But like almost 100% of female characters have sexual assault in their history it…