“Cape Feare” is the only proper answer to this question.

Thank you. I always worry about those long posts but I kept finding another thing and another thing... I just wish I could edit it as there is one sentence that I forgot to put in quotes and now it bugs me but kinja has much bigger issues.

Hell, their translation of the title of the series—wiedźmin, which in prior adaptations had been translated as “The Hexer”—as The Witcher helped essentially make that the series’ whole brand in the process.

I like that “go full Legends” makes a lot of sense and is actually a good thing in late 2019.

They are also finally making a “Superman & Lois” spinoff with Tyler Hoechlin and Bitsie Tulloch too. I think they are looking for the next wave of ArrowVerse shows...

Really low bar there.

I’m officially more excited for this than I am Rise of Skywalker. 

Is it safe to assume that someone’s mouth will write a check that their body would dishonor for nonsufficient finds?

Who invited those “icky” women? Don’t they know what the real fans want? Hopefully an internet petition will force them to CGI the women out.

Take a fear of spiders for example. One can logically point out that humans are easily able to smash even the largest spider with relative impunity. Use a book or a rolled up newspaper if one is squeamish. And yet phobia, because the part of the brain that is worried about it doesn’t make any risk assessment. It just…

I think The Flash should give up trying to make sense and embrace the inherent insanity of its premise. Basically, go full Legends.

I would prefer a revived Birds of Prey spinoff with Ashley Scott, Dina Meyer, Rachel Skarsgard, and Mia Sara set in the ArrowVerse to this thing with Margot Robie

An evil alt-universe version of Barry’s mom as the big bad in the back half of the season of The Flash would be amazing. Or maybe his mother Nora teaming up with his daughter Nora from the future, but both evil

It’s Skins vs. Skins in an all out homo-erotic grunt fest.

That His Dark Materials title is WAY too spoilersh.

Finally an ‘80s nostalgia trip that looks like it won’t suck. Cautiously optimistic - it has all the right Tony Scott visual cues and the flight sequences pre-final cut are looking excellent.  The Tomcat has to be CG, right?  Iran has the only flight ready F14s in the world AFAIK.

Way to bury the lede - SHIRTLESS FOOTBALL!

The movies make money. Remember, most people don’t have our sophisticated taste in cínëmã scíēnce fíctìōn.

I was thinking another historical adventure with Yaz’s young (smoking hot) grandmother, after which her present-day old gran will say that she has always known about Yaz’s time traveling adventures, which is why she is her favorite granddaughter

Yeah I get you.  I’m trying to keep my expectations grounded within the CW realities, but honestly?  I’m not sure when the last time was that I got this excited over a TV event.  Probably the Doctor Who 50th anniversary.