Then we find out Batman was Manbat all along. It’s a classic movie twist. Like “the Usual Suspects” but shitty.

My name is DC. I won't learn that the stove is hot until I touch it multiple times and then stick my head in the oven to check in there too.

It helps that a large percentage of Eastern European women are naturally stunning. It’s the high cheek bones.

Until the show proves otherwise, the President of the United States is really Wonder Woman.

Supergirl eating various sweets, frozen or not, should be a constant thing during the show. No explanation, Kara just grabbed a freezer pop after saving people.

And THIS is why no videogame will ever be able to satisfyingly replicate D&D xD

I am getting more and more convinced this is a softcore porn superhero movie.

The term you’re looking for is “bullshit”.

No, this . . . is . . . Capitalism!

That’s right. I am every YouTube commentor ever! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Real Talk: I find that io9 has become a much more bitter site over the past year. Maybe its the lack of open channel, maybe its the lack of recaps, maybe its the shift in who works there, maybe its the Gizmodo partnership, but this site has become a lot more bitter.

fuk u noob no gren lanturn no dedpool lol dc gave u dedpool how duz that mek you feel noooooob lol

Don’t know if correct, but plausible enough star!

To get even more nerdy, from what I have read, outside canon, the ability for some Transformers to shrink in mass to turn into household items like a Walkman or microscope or pistol, owes to the fact the original Transformers toys were a mashup of two completely seperate Japanese toylines. There was one line about…

Also, Hasbro had some toy robots that turned into guns that they needed to shift

This is and always has been a dumb form of hand-waving.

Poor bastard. No ears or trunk.

Personally I would prefer it if Aqua Man spent the beginning of the film gathering together the baddest, most mentally unstable sea life in the ocean together to form a team to face the threat that Superman represents to the world’s oceans.

Maybe it’s some odd tribute to M*A*S*H?

Right.